It’s being reported that Laura had a stalker who has just been imprisoned for fourteen months. Bizarre really, as I thought at one stage the ubiquitous Laura “Woodsy” Woods was stalking me. Every time I turned on the telly or radio, there she was. Absolutely no escape.
Got me thinking that there could’ve been a chance the stalker was a member of this hallowed forum. Has anyone suddenly gone missing off here?
Laura Woods
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Re: Laura Woods
It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand. ~ Brian Stimpson
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HalfwitHerbie
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Re: Laura Woods
Stalking? Almost like posting provocative images on social media might attract weirdos or something.
Dozy, squinting, average looking, fame hungry bint.
Dozy, squinting, average looking, fame hungry bint.
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Re: Laura Woods
Not bad for a stalker tbh.
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Re: Laura Woods
Remembering when she posted up a Valentines Day video last year of her and some Love Island boyfriend, and all the simps had a mental health break down!
''She's my dream bird,"
"She'd be up for a laugh wouldn't she?"
"One of the lads,"
It's an act you morons.
''She's my dream bird,"
"She'd be up for a laugh wouldn't she?"
"One of the lads,"
It's an act you morons.
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Re: Laura Woods
Wrong dog breed but the rest is accurate
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Re: Laura Woods
Woods without makeup, dear me. Just shows how fake she is, without trowelling it on she’s nothing.
She looks at least 45 in that photo.
She looks at least 45 in that photo.
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Re: Laura Woods
Urgh grim scenes at the Bernabeu.
Bellingham comes over for an interview and offers a professional handshake to her and Rio.
Instead she chooses to go for the uncomfortable groping hug that your mum’s pissed up friends do at a party.
Absolute state
Bellingham comes over for an interview and offers a professional handshake to her and Rio.
Instead she chooses to go for the uncomfortable groping hug that your mum’s pissed up friends do at a party.
Absolute state
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Re: Laura Woods
Absolute car crash of a woman.
Showing a bit of leg will get the simps creaming their skin tight jeans.
Showing a bit of leg will get the simps creaming their skin tight jeans.
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Re: Laura Woods
She smashed the glass ceiling.
Unfortunately, it appears she did it with her face.
And you’re right about the simps. If I’m riding in to battle, I’d take e a single honest mysogynist over a thousand desperate beta males.
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