I was smoking in the car, flicked the cigarette out of the window, then smelled an acrid, burning , eyewatering smell coming from the back of the car......
Turned round and me nan was fingering herself on the back seat.
The Fringe: Top ten 'jokes'.
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I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.
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What do a woman and a bar have in common?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
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People often describe Cliff Richard as Asexual.
They should probably also add B.Gay.
They should probably also add B.Gay.
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Went to Asda, they had a special on.
He collects the trollies.
He collects the trollies.
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Please make it stop.
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Just went for a drive over the downs.
Really should have slowed down going past that special school.
Really should have slowed down going past that special school.
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What is the main difference between a job and a wife? At least a job still sucks after a decade.
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This is getting cringe. Please stop.
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Re The Sopranos:antdad wrote: ↑Tue Aug 22, 2023 9:49 pm Don't strictly remember the scene but it sounds like one from Corrado. Couldn't be anybody else could it?
So a gentleman comes home from work and buy a some flowers for her wife. Upon arriving he presents those flowers to her wife and says -" For you my sweet love".
Wife replies - "You now expect me to open my legs, don't you?
Husband - "Why, don't you have a vase?
For me, this beautifully choreographed scene is one of the most powerful and hard-hitting in the series. Drugs became Christopher's 'dolphins,' essentially his coping mechanism to escape from the harsh reality of 21st century life: soulless materialism and incessant pressure and anxiety. Christopher was a lost soul, like many young people today.
Political correctness and social justice also serve as coping mechanisms for many but the reality is these things are mere plasters on the Earth's wounds. Our primitive instincts—tribalism, fear, anger, lust, greed—continue to dominate our thoughts and actions and ultimately cause many of the world's problems. The lyrics 'This world may never change' are a sad realisation that they always will.
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Err what??
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I was waiting for the scene with the joke, now I've been triggered excuse me while I go and cook some up.
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@antdad
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning ladies!
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning ladies!
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