Gaunt - Part 59: From Cradle to (Wals) Grave
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I love how they eked it out only to end up with fuck all. Perfectly in tune with Jihngleton
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Good news John, at least the local council won't have to waste money on that victory paradebirdie wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 1:53 pmAs it's on SKY wouldn't the council have to pay to show it?
I know that pubs which have SKY pay quite a sizeable sum to able to show SKY events.
I recall when the landlord of the local wanted SKY in his private quarters, he paid his subscription but then was told by SKY that he was showing their events without permission, he said that SKY wasn't shown on the pub TV but SKY would have it and wanted goodness knows how much, he told them to stick it.
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Did he turn left on the coach?
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One thing for sure, he would have taken full advantage of the half price ticket concession for the over 60's otherwise I doubt he would have gone, but isn't is strange that he's never mentioned, in years, going to a football match when he's had to pay for himself.
Does anyone else recall the time when he was at CR and someone emailed to ask if he was going to the match on the Saturday, he said he didn't know as his comps hadn't come through the post and it being Thursday getting them by Saturday morning was getting tight, he then yelled at someone to ring the football club and ask if his tickets had been posted, otherwise he wouldn't be able to go.
Here's a thought, why couldn't he just have paid like everyone else, or is getting his wallet out just for the little people. We know how fond he is of a fre3ebie.
Does anyone else recall the time when he was at CR and someone emailed to ask if he was going to the match on the Saturday, he said he didn't know as his comps hadn't come through the post and it being Thursday getting them by Saturday morning was getting tight, he then yelled at someone to ring the football club and ask if his tickets had been posted, otherwise he wouldn't be able to go.
Here's a thought, why couldn't he just have paid like everyone else, or is getting his wallet out just for the little people. We know how fond he is of a fre3ebie.
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I reckon the part of the reason he went on the coach (let's face it, he's never liked hanging out with the plebs) is that he hoped people would recognise him and he'd get bigged up.birdie wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 2:46 pm One thing for sure, he would have taken full advantage of the half price ticket concession for the over 60's otherwise I doubt he would have gone, but isn't is strange that he's never mentioned, in years, going to a football match when he's had to pay for himself.
Does anyone else recall the time when he was at CR and someone emailed to ask if he was going to the match on the Saturday, he said he didn't know as his comps hadn't come through the post and it being Thursday getting them by Saturday morning was getting tight, he then yelled at someone to ring the football club and ask if his tickets had been posted, otherwise he wouldn't be able to go.
Here's a thought, why couldn't he just have paid like everyone else, or is getting his wallet out just for the little people. We know how fond he is of a fre3ebie.
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Not a peep out of him today, so far. Must be regretting having forked out for the trip
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There was no trip. Fat lying cunt.
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There's no tweet now about the victory parade today, either. Fat deleting * cunt.
* probably his IT team, not John himself
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Jonathan Grunt wrote: ↑Mon May 29, 2023 12:11 amThere's no tweet now about the victory parade today, either. Fat deleting * cunt.
* probably his IT team, not John himself
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Yep didn't want Botony and Dosie hanging around the plebs at school so paid for private school education that saw one of them a Shakespeare boff and the other one a fashion grifter. I mean a free state education could have done that, thank you verrrrrrrry verrrrrrry much indeed.colinthewarriormonkey wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 2:49 pmI reckon the part of the reason he went on the coach (let's face it, he's never liked hanging out with the plebs) is that he hoped people would recognise him and he'd get bigged up.birdie wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 2:46 pm One thing for sure, he would have taken full advantage of the half price ticket concession for the over 60's otherwise I doubt he would have gone, but isn't is strange that he's never mentioned, in years, going to a football match when he's had to pay for himself.
Does anyone else recall the time when he was at CR and someone emailed to ask if he was going to the match on the Saturday, he said he didn't know as his comps hadn't come through the post and it being Thursday getting them by Saturday morning was getting tight, he then yelled at someone to ring the football club and ask if his tickets had been posted, otherwise he wouldn't be able to go.
Here's a thought, why couldn't he just have paid like everyone else, or is getting his wallet out just for the little people. We know how fond he is of a fre3ebie.
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Dear This Mourning,
My name is Gaunty, the greatest bra caster in Brrri'un. I'm looking for work at the moment and I'm shocked that the produktiion side of This Mourning didn't think Gaunty to replace that No Mark Schofild and give me a bell. As I said, I'm the greatest bra caster in Brrrrri'un, have run a very very successful online radio station that had 30 million listeners world wide a week, sold plenny of diet plans via the very very successful Jon Gaunt Diets dot com (ignore the advertising standards people, they are no marks and jealous of my sucess). Oh I've also won 3 Sonys too.
Anyway if you don't want Gaunty you are no marks too. (I could guest on the show from home for say £500 a time?).
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My name is Gaunty, the greatest bra caster in Brrri'un. I'm looking for work at the moment and I'm shocked that the produktiion side of This Mourning didn't think Gaunty to replace that No Mark Schofild and give me a bell. As I said, I'm the greatest bra caster in Brrrrri'un, have run a very very successful online radio station that had 30 million listeners world wide a week, sold plenny of diet plans via the very very successful Jon Gaunt Diets dot com (ignore the advertising standards people, they are no marks and jealous of my sucess). Oh I've also won 3 Sonys too.
Anyway if you don't want Gaunty you are no marks too. (I could guest on the show from home for say £500 a time?).
Yours
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shivah wrote: ↑Tue May 30, 2023 10:29 am Dear This Mourning,
My name is Gaunty, the greatest bra caster in Brrri'un. I'm looking for work at the moment and I'm shocked that the produktiion side of This Mourning didn't think Gaunty to replace that No Mark Schofild and give me a bell. As I said, I'm the greatest bra caster in Brrrrri'un, have run a very very successful online radio station that had 30 million listeners world wide a week, sold plenny of diet plans via the very very successful Jon Gaunt Diets dot com (ignore the advertising standards people, they are no marks and jealous of my sucess). Oh I've also won 3 Sonys too.
Anyway if you don't want Gaunty you are no marks too. (I could guest on the show from home for say £500 a time?).
Yours
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Re: Gaunt - Part 59: From Cradle to (Wals) Grave
Surely even John wouldn't be this stupid??
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