Names that irritate me
- carcinogen
- Registered user
- Posts: 13843
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:01 pm
- Location: East Coast
Names that irritate me
Ben.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
- delboy1983
- Registered user
- Posts: 17960
- Joined: Fri May 20, 2011 1:59 pm
- Carlos J
- Forum Admin
- Posts: 34717
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:32 am
- Location: Searching for Celia.
Re: Names that irritate me
As per, Had a great Ben friend. Was a while before knew he was a Benidict, like the old Pope.carcinogen wrote:Ben.
One of my personal bitches is Rebecca. So many derivations and other shite.
Are you a Becky, Becks, Bex, Becca, err Beckstar?
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
- Carlos J
- Forum Admin
- Posts: 34717
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:32 am
- Location: Searching for Celia.
Re: Names that irritate me
Nowt wrong with a wee Willie, David.delboy1983 wrote:Bill
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
- The End
- Registered user
- Posts: 8150
- Joined: Sat May 07, 2016 10:50 am
- Location: Росси́я
Re: Names that irritate me
Jordan. Never taught a pleasant Jordan,
Or Aaron/Arron/Aron/Arran. I'm sure most parents who give their kids deviations in spelling of traditional names simply can't spell and aren't just being 'different. I've taught two Jorjas. Jorja!
Or Aaron/Arron/Aron/Arran. I'm sure most parents who give their kids deviations in spelling of traditional names simply can't spell and aren't just being 'different. I've taught two Jorjas. Jorja!
This is a block of text that can be added to posts you make. There is a 250 character limit.
- carcinogen
- Registered user
- Posts: 13843
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:01 pm
- Location: East Coast
Re: Names that irritate me
Jayden.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
- carcinogen
- Registered user
- Posts: 13843
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:01 pm
- Location: East Coast
Re: Names that irritate me
Troy.
Trey.
Trey.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
- subsub
- Registered user
- Posts: 22127
- Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:02 am
- Location: Herts
- The Ghost of Alex Higgins
- No longer the Bridesmaid
- Posts: 39584
- Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:35 pm
- Location: Cunt
- Contact:
-
- Registered user
- Posts: 196
- Joined: Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:34 pm
- Location: Bridgnorth
Re: Names that irritate me
Harper
Madison
Willow
Logan
Levi
Tansy
Pretentious shit.
Madison
Willow
Logan
Levi
Tansy
Pretentious shit.
If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody is not thinking
- Basualdo
- Winner - POTY 2011!!!!
- Posts: 17983
- Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:31 am
- Location: Selling some halogen lamps.
Re: Names that irritate me
My daughter's friend recently had a daughter and called the poor thing Brinley. Jesus fucking wept!
My wife's niece named her wee boy Kai.
It won't mean much to you over the water but if you lived in Loyalist areas near Belfast in the 70s, 'Kai' meant something completely different and certainly not what my wife's niece (& certainly her partner) had in mind.
I'm surprised the child's grandad didn't have a word with his daughter about it, but then knowing him he probably thought it a great joke.
I don't know if it's true but I once heard the French government have a list of names & that all babies born in France have to have their official registered name from that list. I used to scoff at the continental desire for authoritarianism when I heard that. But now it doesn't seem like such a bad idea.
My wife's niece named her wee boy Kai.
It won't mean much to you over the water but if you lived in Loyalist areas near Belfast in the 70s, 'Kai' meant something completely different and certainly not what my wife's niece (& certainly her partner) had in mind.
I'm surprised the child's grandad didn't have a word with his daughter about it, but then knowing him he probably thought it a great joke.
I don't know if it's true but I once heard the French government have a list of names & that all babies born in France have to have their official registered name from that list. I used to scoff at the continental desire for authoritarianism when I heard that. But now it doesn't seem like such a bad idea.
Proud Gammon
RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
- subsub
- Registered user
- Posts: 22127
- Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:02 am
- Location: Herts
Re: Names that irritate me
Basualdo wrote:My daughter's friend recently had a daughter and called the poor thing Brinley. Jesus fucking wept!
My wife's niece named her wee boy Kai.
It won't mean much to you over the water but if you lived in Loyalist areas near Belfast in the 70s, 'Kai' meant something completely different and certainly not what my wife's niece (& certainly her partner) had in mind.
I'm surprised the child's grandad didn't have a word with his daughter about it, but then knowing him he probably thought it a great joke.
I don't know if it's true but I once heard the French government have a list of names & that all babies born in France have to have their official registered name from that list. I used to scoff at the continental desire for authoritarianism when I heard that. But now it doesn't seem like such a bad idea.
I saw a list a few years ago of the oddest baby names registered in the UK.
The one I remember was Keegan Seal
WOKE AND PROUD
- kancutlawns
- Posts: 40000
- Posts: 51540
- Joined: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:37 pm
Re: Names that irritate me
Neil
Safe, boring and unspectacular as in:
Neil Godwin - The Office (UK)
Neil Sullivan
Neil the bloody hippy from the Young Ones
Neil Hamilton
Neil Armstrong (He was no Buzz Aldrin)
Neil Kinnock - plonker and Welsh windbag
Neil Warnock - exception with the traits I have described but what a yoodge cunt
Neil Morrisey - actually a decent bloke and great in Men Behaving Badly
Safe, boring and unspectacular as in:
Neil Godwin - The Office (UK)
Neil Sullivan
Neil the bloody hippy from the Young Ones
Neil Hamilton
Neil Armstrong (He was no Buzz Aldrin)
Neil Kinnock - plonker and Welsh windbag
Neil Warnock - exception with the traits I have described but what a yoodge cunt
Neil Morrisey - actually a decent bloke and great in Men Behaving Badly
- Carlos J
- Forum Admin
- Posts: 34717
- Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:32 am
- Location: Searching for Celia.
Re: Names that irritate me
Denmark has strict laws, a few other countries as well: https://www.irishtimes.com/news/what-s- ... -1.1140427Basualdo wrote:My daughter's friend recently had a daughter and called the poor thing Brinley. Jesus fucking wept!
My wife's niece named her wee boy Kai.
It won't mean much to you over the water but if you lived in Loyalist areas near Belfast in the 70s, 'Kai' meant something completely different and certainly not what my wife's niece (& certainly her partner) had in mind.
I'm surprised the child's grandad didn't have a word with his daughter about it, but then knowing him he probably thought it a great joke.
I don't know if it's true but I once heard the French government have a list of names & that all babies born in France have to have their official registered name from that list. I used to scoff at the continental desire for authoritarianism when I heard that. But now it doesn't seem like such a bad idea.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
- m4rkb
- Registered user
- Posts: 11315
- Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:35 pm
- Location: Ape City
Re: Names that irritate me
Two chavs I came across a few years back named their kid Beckham. The bird, I say bird but it would have taken a fucking good set of wings to get her off the ground, has a tattooed gut which rolled over the top of her slacks and hung about 5 inches below.
He spent all day smoking draw so the kid will no doubt have a quality upbringing.
Fucking Beckham though. Jesus ,
He spent all day smoking draw so the kid will no doubt have a quality upbringing.
Fucking Beckham though. Jesus ,