I have a year-old arrangement with my sister that all our cousins on dad's side will meet up next month. Yes, you guessed it, over the weekend of the Final. I'm not THAT bothered about the football, to be honest, it's just that every building with a telly will be full of screaming maniacs who ONLY watch "footie" on the TV, delivering their important opinions about the game, two inches from my face, at spittle-flecking volume.
You know the sort of people I mean; the ones who phone GoldSteen.
Fucking hell!
Who else did a dopey WC-related thing?
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I bought TWO comedy hats today, in the colours of the Russian flag.
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Got a montage of pep Southgate, the black pearl aka Mr pele the footballer and red rum tatted onto me cheekz
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I genuinely thought this thread was going to be about toilets.
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Basualdo wrote:I genuinely thought this thread was going to be about toilets.
I had a shite in a toilet cubicle in a shopping centre last week when I still had the cast on my leg, but the cubicle was too tiny for my leg, so I had to shite with the door open, and then someone came in, and then I noticed (for the first time ever in Russia) cockfun phone number graffiti in the cubicle, and then panicked thinking some pervert had come in for cockfun with a disabled person having a shite (me) and tried to quickly close the door, banging it against my broken leg and making my yelp like a spaniel, and shouting 'fuck' quite loudly, and then the person was obviously scared and ran away, and I finished my shite.
Cost me 20 rubles too.
I can show you a photo of the predicament if you wish?
There's a crocodile living in the floor above too. I can show you a photo of that as well.
Last Saturday was really fucking weird.
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Basualdo wrote:I genuinely thought this thread was going to be about toilets.
Let’s hope Moono doesn’t see it.
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The End wrote:Basualdo wrote:I genuinely thought this thread was going to be about toilets.
I had a shite in a toilet cubicle in a shopping centre last week when I still had the cast on my leg, but the cubicle was too tiny for my leg, so I had to shite with the door open, and then someone came in, and then I noticed (for the first time ever in Russia) cockfun phone number graffiti in the cubicle, and then panicked thinking some pervert had come in for cockfun with a disabled person having a shite (me) and tried to quickly close the door, banging it against my broken leg and making my yelp like a spaniel, and shouting 'fuck' quite loudly, and then the person was obviously scared and ran away, and I finished my shite.
Cost me 20 rubles too.
I can show you a photo of the predicament if you wish?
There's a crocodile living in the floor above too. I can show you a photo of that as well.
Last Saturday was really fucking weird.
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In a sub-board called "World Cup 2018"? No you didn'tBasualdo wrote:I genuinely thought this thread was going to be about toilets.
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JimmyDee wrote:In a sub-board called "World Cup 2018"? No you didn'tBasualdo wrote:I genuinely thought this thread was going to be about toilets.
I did, I always use the 'new posts' option so never notice the sub forums.
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Basualdo wrote:I did, I always use the 'new posts' option so never notice the sub forums.
In that case, by the power invested in me by the Internet Police, I forgive you.
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JimmyDee wrote:Basualdo wrote:I did, I always use the 'new posts' option so never notice the sub forums.
In that case, by the power invested in me by the Internet Police, I forgive you.
Thank you, father.
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I had a very vivid nightmare that England won the daft thing,woke up hyper ventilating until I realised it was a dream
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delboy1983 wrote:I had a very vivid nightmare that England won the daft thing,woke up hyper ventilating until I realised it was a dream
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Carlos J wrote:delboy1983 wrote:I had a very vivid nightmare that England won the daft thing,woke up hyper ventilating until I realised it was a dream
Welcome home, Del.
Cheers glad to be back
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