Ant McPartlin arrested
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Ant McPartlin arrested
Ant has been arrested for drink driving this afternoon, being involved in a crash which injured people. Allegedly he told his lawyer ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here’
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Re: Ant McPartlin arrested
never knew how this fella ammassed a fortune
ex wife a disgrace
he's a chain smoker
no sympathy
ex wife a disgrace
he's a chain smoker
no sympathy
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Re: Ant McPartlin arrested
Time for a press conference and a checklist..
Lots of tearful remorse - Check
Lots of reference to 'personal problems' but also clearly mention "that's no excuse" several times - Check
Lots of apologies to those involved in the crash, especially the child, specifically the child. - Check
Thank everyone at length for the 'wonderful support' you have had from family, friends and fans "at this difficult time" and how you feel so bad for letting then down, (more tears at this moment) - Check
Tearfully go into detail about your decades old relationship with Dec and how you hope that isn't ruined by your "second of stupidity" (mention specifically Dec's "amazing support") - Check
Finally, mention that you are "taking some time out" to "seek proper help" and that you would appreciate privacy, time and space to do this. - Check
Tearfully sign off the press conference by apologising once more to everyone you have let down . (Loads of tears now though, ensure too inconsolable to take questions). Then stand up and leave being physically assisted to walk such is your grief by a PA... - Check
Wait six months, do a 'heart to heart' piece in the papers a week before your return to TV to present some shite programme with your buddy, detailing "how hard' the previous six months have been for you and thanking everyone for their support and how the experience has made you stronger and "a better person". - Check
Make sure the interview clearly states you took no money from the interview but the paper donated the fee to a kids charity and carry on with your career.... - Check..
Jamie Carragher must be a little more relaxed this morning..
Lots of tearful remorse - Check
Lots of reference to 'personal problems' but also clearly mention "that's no excuse" several times - Check
Lots of apologies to those involved in the crash, especially the child, specifically the child. - Check
Thank everyone at length for the 'wonderful support' you have had from family, friends and fans "at this difficult time" and how you feel so bad for letting then down, (more tears at this moment) - Check
Tearfully go into detail about your decades old relationship with Dec and how you hope that isn't ruined by your "second of stupidity" (mention specifically Dec's "amazing support") - Check
Finally, mention that you are "taking some time out" to "seek proper help" and that you would appreciate privacy, time and space to do this. - Check
Tearfully sign off the press conference by apologising once more to everyone you have let down . (Loads of tears now though, ensure too inconsolable to take questions). Then stand up and leave being physically assisted to walk such is your grief by a PA... - Check
Wait six months, do a 'heart to heart' piece in the papers a week before your return to TV to present some shite programme with your buddy, detailing "how hard' the previous six months have been for you and thanking everyone for their support and how the experience has made you stronger and "a better person". - Check
Make sure the interview clearly states you took no money from the interview but the paper donated the fee to a kids charity and carry on with your career.... - Check..
Jamie Carragher must be a little more relaxed this morning..
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That's absolutely bang on!mikebv wrote:Time for a press conference and a checklist..
Lots of tearful remorse - Check
Lots of reference to 'personal problems' but also clearly mention "that's no excuse" several times - Check
Lots of apologies to those involved in the crash, especially the child, specifically the child. - Check
Thank everyone at length for the 'wonderful support' you have had from family, friends and fans "at this difficult time" and how you feel so bad for letting then down, (more tears at this moment) - Check
Tearfully go into detail about your decades old relationship with Dec and how you hope that isn't ruined by your "second of stupidity" (mention specifically Dec's "amazing support") - Check
Finally, mention that you are "taking some time out" to "seek proper help" and that you would appreciate privacy, time and space to do this. - Check
Tearfully sign off the press conference by apologising once more to everyone you have let down . (Loads of tears now though, ensure too inconsolable to take questions). Then stand up and leave being physically assisted to walk such is your grief by a PA... - Check
Wait six months, do a 'heart to heart' piece in the papers a week before your return to TV to present some shite programme with your buddy, detailing "how hard' the previous six months have been for you and thanking everyone for their support and how the experience has made you stronger and "a better person". - Check
Make sure the interview clearly states you took no money from the interview but the paper donated the fee to a kids charity and carry on with your career.... - Check..
Jamie Carragher must be a little more relaxed this morning..
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Re: Ant McPartlin arrested
mikebv has put it perfectly.
Just glad no other people were seriously harmed or even worse. They are the victims in this.
Just glad no other people were seriously harmed or even worse. They are the victims in this.
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Re: Ant McPartlin arrested
mikebv wrote:Time for a press conference and a checklist..
Lots of tearful remorse - Check
Lots of reference to 'personal problems' but also clearly mention "that's no excuse" several times - Check
Lots of apologies to those involved in the crash, especially the child, specifically the child. - Check
Thank everyone at length for the 'wonderful support' you have had from family, friends and fans "at this difficult time" and how you feel so bad for letting then down, (more tears at this moment) - Check
Tearfully go into detail about your decades old relationship with Dec and how you hope that isn't ruined by your "second of stupidity" (mention specifically Dec's "amazing support") - Check
Finally, mention that you are "taking some time out" to "seek proper help" and that you would appreciate privacy, time and space to do this. - Check
Tearfully sign off the press conference by apologising once more to everyone you have let down . (Loads of tears now though, ensure too inconsolable to take questions). Then stand up and leave being physically assisted to walk such is your grief by a PA... - Check
Wait six months, do a 'heart to heart' piece in the papers a week before your return to TV to present some shite programme with your buddy, detailing "how hard' the previous six months have been for you and thanking everyone for their support and how the experience has made you stronger and "a better person". - Check
Make sure the interview clearly states you took no money from the interview but the paper donated the fee to a kids charity and carry on with your career.... - Check..
Jamie Carragher must be a little more relaxed this morning..
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Looks absolutely leathered on the new video
Back into rehab and show pulled.
Back into rehab and show pulled.
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Re: Ant McPartlin arrested
Last week ITV show This Morning ran a poll asking if Sky should sack odious Scouse scrote (although there is no other type of Scouser #jft39) Jamie Carragher - did Philip Schofield (same agent as Ant) and Holly Tits (same agent as Ant) insist that they ran the same poll this morning on This Morning as what Ant (or was it Dec) did was far more serious than gobbing on a teenager.
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Dec seeing his career going down the plughole
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The news bulletins about this dick have been sickening, fawning, over sympathtic, and irresponsible. It's just been excuse after excuse. Irrespective of his condition, he chose drink to an amount wich resulted in him to being over the limit, and then drive a vehicle.
He then crashed the car endangering life, but all we have heard is, well the three year old is OK, like it's OK then.
Will he lose his licence? Will he be punished? Or will his highly paid solicitor get him off. I wonder.
He then crashed the car endangering life, but all we have heard is, well the three year old is OK, like it's OK then.
Will he lose his licence? Will he be punished? Or will his highly paid solicitor get him off. I wonder.
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Dec should just bite the bullet, ditch the junkie and go solo.
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PJ and drunken