only 10 weeks to Chelnum
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
It was made even better by how Rupert Bell didn't follow the 'health and safety gone mad' narrative and backed the organiser's decision
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I secretly hope a massive, like the world has never seen before, sinkhole subsumes the whole Chelnum course tbh. Never to be seen nor heard upon ever again.
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
Zippy wrote:It was made even better by how Rupert Bell didn't follow the 'health and safety gone mad' narrative and backed the organiser's decision
Brazil's whining was hilarious. "Och, I cannae feel a breeze Rooper Bear, the mamby pamby pleeth only thunkin bout corpra briggeed" when he was in the grandstand with no windows open.
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
subsub wrote:Reg wrote:subsub wrote:Northern Troglodite wrote:I cannae wait , bewdifull sunrise , free .........everything.
are they still banished from Lord Vesty's box?
Banished?
What’s this?
I thought they weren't asked back after Parry made a tit of himself for the umpteenth time?
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There was some journalist on Twitter not long back who recalled seeing a pissed Parry fall into a fountain
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
Zippy wrote:There was some journalist on Twitter not long back who recalled seeing a pissed Parry fall into a fountain
And of course Simon Jordan has a tale of Parry and his then mucker, Pishtank, being completely sober, reasonable and in no way abusive to waiting staff.
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I think that was a summer race meeting when Porky demanded readies for a gig like fucking Chuck Berry"Holden Mcgroyne wrote:subsub wrote:Reg wrote:subsub wrote:Northern Troglodite wrote:I cannae wait , bewdifull sunrise , free .........everything.
are they still banished from Lord Vesty's box?
Banished?
What’s this?
I thought they weren't asked back after Parry made a tit of himself for the umpteenth time?
Stretchered out whilst completely bladdered was the rumour.
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
Hahahaha that quite brilliant really fat cunthenrycrs wrote:
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
scully wrote:Bolly bolly bolly
And they're off....
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kevin04 wrote:scully wrote:Bolly bolly bolly
And they're off....
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
Zippy wrote:There was some journalist on Twitter not long back who recalled seeing a pissed Parry fall into a fountain
Good times. Fun times.
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
Celebrate ordering a Guiness and black at the bar from the bemused staff, take a couple of sips, grimace, and pour the
remainder of the glass into the nearest plant pot when you think no-one is watching.
remainder of the glass into the nearest plant pot when you think no-one is watching.
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Re: only 10 weeks to Chelnum
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