Richard Keys...
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Was mildly tempted to see Alan in Partridgeland. But I am working and it is sold out: http://www.jarrold.co.uk/events-diary/e ... 29-october
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Tricky Dicky with a habit that's icky. He's up to his old tricks...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ffair.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ffair.html
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Oh my goodness what a cad.
ask Linda what had happened in Frank Carson’s dressing room.
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He's a very handsome man. I defy any young woman not to be seduced by his looks, wit, and charm. You people are just fucking bitter cunts. Ricardo is a sex on legs. Just face it. You'll never have as much hair on the palms of your hands.
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What an utterly reprehensible human being he is
He might get that public flogging after all
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Like Pishtank he was even batting well above his average with his soon to be ex missus.
How the cunt persuaded anything younger to part his matted shitty fur and go a-groping for little Dicky is beyond me.
How the cunt persuaded anything younger to part his matted shitty fur and go a-groping for little Dicky is beyond me.
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Lucie Rose, a 27 year old lawyer, and quite tidy. What on EARTH must her issues be? Ok, Richard has cash and can treat her, but she's obviously bright and earns good coin herself. What the fuck exactly does she see in Richard? The bloke is a creepy fucking cunt to say the very least. Maybe we've got Richard all wrong. I love the quote from his psychotherapist wife by the way: "He's a pathological liar and he's had his last chance". She's tidy too. Could it be Richard has a big fucking schlong? Geezus. That's depressing.
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It must be like a baby's arm holding a cherry tomato.carcinogen wrote:Lucie Rose, a 27 year old lawyer, and quite tidy. What on EARTH must her issues be? Ok, Richard has cash and can treat her, but she's obviously bright and earns good coin herself. What the fuck exactly does she see in Richard? The bloke is a creepy fucking cunt to say the very least. Maybe we've got Richard all wrong. I love the quote from his psychotherapist wife by the way: "He's a pathological liar and he's had his last chance". She's tidy too. Could it be Richard has a big fucking schlong? Geezus. That's depressing.
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If they get a divorce I wonder if he go for an out of court settlement.
If not and it goes to court certain things might get mentioned. I think any injunctions in place would not apply.
If not and it goes to court certain things might get mentioned. I think any injunctions in place would not apply.
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Richard has lost the fucking plot. And for what? A piece of 27 year old blonde cunt? Geezus. His wife will destroy him in court. Can't FUCKING wait. I'd rather have a sly wank over a Sky Sports News girl than cheat on my wife. Far less trouble and far cheaper. I think Richard is playing the long game here, I think he's going to go bonkers and then play the depression card. I can see it all now and fuck me, it's a grim scenario for all involved.caveman wrote:If they get a divorce I wonder if he go for an out of court settlement.
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I'm guessing some PR company linked to his employer is advising him to say fuck all, but you just know that in a couple of days he won't be able to help himself, and in his warped perception of reality he'll see himself as the victim, like he has done ever since his chickens came home to roost at Sky.
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I wonder if he shit on the coffee table.
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A hot Carl.finchman wrote:I wonder if he shit on the coffee table.
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