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Anyone catch Richard Key's wife on 'This Morning'? One of the most annoying voices I've heard. I can see why the dinosaur went for her, very insipid and 'girly', all very "Yes Richard, you're wonderful Richard. Oh Richard, you're so clever Richard, te-he-he-he". Fuck me I hate that kind of woman. Men who go for that are small-cocked twats. I do feel a bit sorry for her, but she did marry Richard Key's for fucks sake, what the hell was she expecting? A decent man? Fuck'em both. Twats.
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Has he shit on her tits yet?

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The shit has hit the fan,she will be after everything.Watch for a bankruptcy notice from Keys !!!
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She shat all over him on live television
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:She shat all over him on live television
I do hope you mean Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. My, The Daily Mail will piss themselves.
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I see big Phil ScoSco as the JWOTS of housewife desperation
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:I see big Phil ScoSco as the JWOTS of housewife desperation
The man couldn't find his dick with a map.
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HOLLY is a sinister cunt
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I fancy there's summink awry with that Schofield character tbf

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rorymac wrote:I fancy there's summink awry with that Schofield character tbf
Any man who has a career in television broadcasting is immediately 'awry'. That's the first thing to note. The second thing to note is that any man so desperate to appear on television he will do so alongside a puppet on children's TV is most certainly 'awry'.
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Carc, meet Rorz
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carcinogen wrote:
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:I see big Phil ScoSco as the JWOTS of housewife desperation
The man couldn't find his dick with a map.

Well not his own dick anyway.....maybe.
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