Universally loved, massively popular things that you can’t stand

[Salem]

Robbie fucking Williams

[Basualdo]

Robbie fucking Williams

That fucker is physically incapable of not looking like the smuggest cunt in Christendom.
No wonder Pishtank wants to dine on his cock cheese.

[Zambo]

Ed Sheeran
Sam Smith
Bruce Springstein
Garlic
Dr Who
Game of Thrones
Boy and Girl bands
Sugar in tea or coffee

Don't think any of those things are universally loved, particularly Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith!

I went for the massively popular bit.

[delboy1983]

Soaps
Tea
Cocktails

[VeritasVincit]

Miranda.
Michael McIntyre.
Peter Kaye

[Jock Bauer]

Christmas

Fucking hate it.

Thank fuck - there is another one of us! I fucking despise it with every inch of my being. Like fucking Groundhog day every fucking year with fucking carols and fucking wizard and fucking slade and fucking cliff and fucking wanky gifts you don't want and fucking busy shops and fucking busy roads and fucking pissed up twats and fucking tinsel and fucking trees and fucking morecombe and fucking wise and fucking minced pies and fucking mulled wine and it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and fucking on and then November ends and it goes on and on and on...

Fuuuuuck off Christmas you cunt.

Also...

Noel Edmonds - utter cunt.

[Carlos J]

What about baby Jesus, Jock?

[kevin04]

Christmas

Fucking hate it.

Thank fuck - there is another one of us! I fucking despise it with every inch of my being. Like fucking Groundhog day every fucking year with fucking carols and fucking wizard and fucking slade and fucking cliff and fucking wanky gifts you don't want and fucking busy shops and fucking busy roads and fucking pissed up twats and fucking tinsel and fucking trees and fucking morecombe and fucking wise and fucking minced pies and fucking mulled wine and it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and fucking on and then November ends and it goes on and on and on...

Fuuuuuck off Christmas you cunt.

Also...

Noel Edmonds - utter cunt.

Your post reminded me of this..

Owen Jones meets Jock Bauer

[JW90]

The Royal Family- The fucking weirdos who queue up on Christmas Day to take photos of this mob heading to church like it's a moon landing give the impression we adore the taxpayer-funded bunch and everything they do is wonderful. "Ooh, how modern is this? A fiancee of a royal is joining the family for a meal. OMG!"

They are human beings, not some super-species. It's probably more the coverage of them that grates so much but they can bugger off too.

Agree with the shouts for Ed Sheeran.

[AlcoholBrazil]

To be fair I haven't heard any Cliff Richard this Yuletide . The radio stations don't seem to be playing his stuff even at Christmas.

[Sid Pervcat]

The Royal Family
X Factor ( The voice, Strictly et al)

[The End]

New Year's Eve. Awful, and trebly so if you dare venture out your house.

[henrycrs]

New Year's Eve. Awful, and trebly so if you dare venture out your house.

+1

Arseholes who come out once a year, and those that can’t handle their drink ruin the night for everyone else

Can’t think about doing anything NYE other than staying at home

[Eaststand]

New Year's Eve. Awful, and trebly so if you dare venture out your house.

+1

Arseholes who come out once a year, and those that can’t handle their drink ruin the night for everyone else

Can’t think about doing anything NYE other than staying at home

I do stay at home and these fuckers come round and invite themselves in.

[Basualdo]

New Year's Eve. Awful, and trebly so if you dare venture out your house.

+1

Arseholes who come out once a year, and those that can’t handle their drink ruin the night for everyone else

Can’t think about doing anything NYE other than staying at home

I do stay at home and these fuckers come round and invite themselves in.

You should charge them and make a bit of money out of them.