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What's everyone doing for burns night on Wednesday ? I might have a drop of whisky to celebrate
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theleader82 wrote:What's everyone do not for burns night on Wednesday ? I might have a drop of whisky to celebrate
If your first sentence is anything to go by, then you've already had some.
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I 've got the haggis, neeps and tatties. But in a Brexit year, I'm pretending it's the body of Nicola Sturgeon.
But Mah Hoose will take a pass on the recitals of the works of Wee Rabbie . We cannae get hold of an English translation.
This is surely the biggest night in Scotland. Bigger than The Hogmanay and St. Andrews Day.
It's such a pity that Sir Andy Murray has spoilt it this year.
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Fuck all.
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Haggis, neeps, tatties, the works.
Whisky cocktail before the meal, a few drops to anoint the haggis, then a few drams afterwards. Get in there!! :mrgreen:
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Sid Pervcat wrote:Fuck all.
I'm not Scotch.

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subsub wrote:Haggis, neeps, tatties, the works.
Whisky cocktail before the meal, a few drops to anoint the haggis, then a few drams afterwards. Get in there!! :mrgreen:

Any poetry readings going on in your house tonight, Sub- beauty- o ?
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AlcoholBrazil wrote:
subsub wrote:Haggis, neeps, tatties, the works.
Whisky cocktail before the meal, a few drops to anoint the haggis, then a few drams afterwards. Get in there!! :mrgreen:

Any poetry readings going on in your house tonight, Sub- beauty- o ?
Almost certainly. Sub likes to dress the part as well:

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AlcoholBrazil wrote:
subsub wrote:Haggis, neeps, tatties, the works.
Whisky cocktail before the meal, a few drops to anoint the haggis, then a few drams afterwards. Get in there!! :mrgreen:

Any poetry readings going on in your house tonight, Sub- beauty- o ?
Nah. All about the scran.
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Steve Hunt wrote:
AlcoholBrazil wrote:
subsub wrote:Haggis, neeps, tatties, the works.
Whisky cocktail before the meal, a few drops to anoint the haggis, then a few drams afterwards. Get in there!! :mrgreen:

Any poetry readings going on in your house tonight, Sub- beauty- o ?
Almost certainly. Sub likes to dress the part as well:

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Basualdo wrote:
theleader82 wrote:What's everyone do not for burns night on Wednesday ? I might have a drop of whisky to celebrate
If your first sentence is anything to go by, then you've already had some.
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Happy Burns Nights Yet Again. Haggis is on the menu tonight, followed by the great Scottish sport.
Looking for lost pennies in tha heather . Even Shilton has got his kilt on.
Nothing we sassenachs love more is to rush out and buy a bottle of single malt, some shortbread in a tartan box and a small stuffed
Nessie for tha wee bairns. Och Aye the Noo and all that. And we love your long haired ginger cattle too, except for the one
that calls herself First Minister.
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A nurse starts her first day at work and was getting shown around the hospital by a senior nurse.
She sees four auld man in a room and one was drinking a wee dram of whisky and the man in the next bed was eating haggis,neeps and tatties while the other two where singing loudly "Auld lang side".
The nurse turned to her senior and said "What the fuck is this "to which the senior nurse said "oh this is the Burns unit "...
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Haggis Burrito
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