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Jim is a top, top poster
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Jim is a top, top poster
I'll raise you a "top" Ghost-o

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JimmyDee wrote:I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
I don't get it Jim but I'm a bit slow and you are a man's man and as such it is top banter and no mistake 8)

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rorymac wrote:
JimmyDee wrote:I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
I don't get it Jim but I'm a bit slow and you are a man's man and as such it is top banter and no mistake 8)
Thats a pretty good one from Jimmy Dee-o, Rory-o.
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Basualdo wrote:
rorymac wrote:
JimmyDee wrote:I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
I don't get it Jim but I'm a bit slow and you are a man's man and as such it is top banter and no mistake 8)
Thats a pretty good one from Jimmy Dee-o, Rory-o.
I don't get it.....
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An unusual look, but you just about pull it off, Ghost.

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kancutlawns wrote:Where's Jimmy got to? Jim, come back. It's really not worth the time and effort trying to put a video up.
Well now:
1) My talksport listening has reached a maximum value of apopclectitude, and i just can't bear to listen to one more second of Durham, or Brazil.
2) Or any other such cunts as were not covered in Paragrah (1).
3) That goes for members, and associate members, of the human race; which even covers you, Quinn.
4) Which gives me very little to post about.

Here's a picture of me, at work, looking Dead Hard :-)

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Steve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fag :-)
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told :-)

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JimmyDee wrote:
Steve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fag :-)
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told :-)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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JimmyDee wrote:
Steve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fag :-)
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told :-)

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What HAS he got in his hand, btw? Looks like one of those things dentists and Japanese bukkake-vid makers use.
Those are safety spectacles Jim 8)

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So they are!
I wear mine on a Larry Grayson-style cord around my neck (see pic).

Why is there a life-belt strapped to the side of the digger, btw? Were they expecting rain?
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rorymac wrote:
JimmyDee wrote:
Steve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fag :-)
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told :-)

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What HAS he got in his hand, btw? Looks like one of those things dentists and Japanese bukkake-vid makers use.
Those are safety spectacles Jim 8)
You got a big 'tache, Jim?

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kancutlawns wrote:You got a big 'tache, Jim?
No, that's dirt.
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What I'm talking about .. fantastic stuff
I worked on the roads myself when I first came over .. hard graft soon turned that young guy into a man
Never looked back .. my uncle PJ still says it 'I made you into a man didn't I' ? he says .. 'yes you did uncle PJ' I always reply truthfully.

<squints into distance like Jim and Uncle PJ>

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rorymac wrote:<squints into distance like Jim and Uncle PJ>
Looking for a woman to ogle, or a pie-shop :-)
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