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Anything to do with our Councillors...

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/1 ... ft/?ref=mr
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The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.
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There was some bloke working on the local rag, who always popped in some double entendres on headlines and captions, this local bloke a big veg growing nutter, you know the type, "have a look at the size of my onions", anyway he had won a prize at The Chelsea Flower Show and there was a pic of him and the Queen standing by his display of veg and the caption read "Medwyn proudly shows the Queen his big Blue Potatoes".
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Basualdo wrote:The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.
You cannot blame Mother Nature.....
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All sounds perfectly innocent.

Who can honestly say they haven't at some time become "irritated with their briefs" during a bus journey?
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Going by the nick,.... it wasn't you was it Groyne-o ?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :D
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Basualdo wrote:The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.
Someone's been taking the piss, then.

One of my favourites was when the Nottingham paper had the headline "Man hit by bus critical". I should imagine he was.
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Hillman avenger wrote:
Basualdo wrote:The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.
Someone's been taking the piss, then.

One of my favourites was when the Nottingham paper had the headline "Man hit by bus critical". I should imagine he was.
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Hillman avenger wrote:
Basualdo wrote:The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.
Someone's been taking the piss, then.

One of my favourites was when the Nottingham paper had the headline "Man hit by bus critical". I should imagine he was.
He might have been critical of the bus drivers capabilities......
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Basualdo wrote:The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.
HA....up his.

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If I lived in bletchley and was on a bus to the metropolis of Bedford, I'd be excited too.
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There was a running gag about a forumer from times past always getting excited by being on buses, anyone remember who it was? Aaron maybe?
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