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Tuned into the ITV coverage of Iran vs Morocco only to discover that Matterface is commentating, with his posh television voice. Not so much describing the game or skills on show but waffling, minus the 'low and hard and straight' he uses on Talksport.

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Matterface paired with Dowie, awful.

As for ITV, what's with the mad studio and Russian aristo-type 'welcoming' you at the start? Total shit.

As for Giggs as a pundit, he must be the worst out there. His Carlos Queiroz 'anecdote' was pitiful.

There is also a lot of vuvuzela action going on which means I am hating this match.

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Yes he's much less annoying on the TV. Still awful, mind.

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Best pundit TV or radio is Chris Sutton pulls no punches does not care who he upsets plus knowledgeable and informative too.
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robm wrote:Best pundit TV or radio is Chris Sutton pulls no punches does not care who he upsets plus knowledgeable and informative too.



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Lot of time for Sutto
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Like his attitude (Sutton, that is) but he does talk bollocks sometimes.
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Reg wrote:Like his attitude (Sutton, that is) but he does talk bollocks sometimes.

He's mentally ill.
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If Sutton is mentally what is the excuse of half of those who present on Talksport? A smorgasbord of half whits and nutters.
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The “hand of cod” screech after the Messi penalty save made me want to eat my own face off.

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During the Argentina v Iceland clash yesterday (June 16), commentator Sam Matterface seemingly ran out of interesting facts to tell viewers, so he compared the height of Cristian Pavón to former Great British Bake Off host Mel Giedroyc.
Sounds about right.
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Peak Matterface is still his Andreas Weimann weak shot/orange squash line.

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I could take Matterface, but what the hell was Neville doing with his vocal chords yesterday ? Sounded like he swallowed a cyanide
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No such luck.
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