Things that only Talk Sport do.

JimmyDee · Post by **JimmyDee** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:15 pm

1) Rio Ferdinand wanting to be a boxer.
What, I wonder, would the collective brains of TS make of an ex-boxer declaring that he was a bit bored and deciding to become a professional footballer, after a whole few months of training. The scorn would, I imagine, reach Durham-levels of heads-gonitude, but a footballer thinking that hitting people is dead easy passes without comment. Only on the world's biggest sports station is this nonsense treated seriously. You've done running, Rio, so be the next Mo Farah; I mean, anyone can RUN!

2) Roy Hodgson is crap.
It goes without saying, doesn't it? Well, with rather a lot of saying, truth be told, but on what evidence? Everyone on that God-forsaken excuse for a sports broadcaster seems to take it as read that Hodgson was somehow responsible for Palace losing the 4 games in which he wasn't in charge, and they're all piling in. Yeah, so England didn't do well with him in charge, unlike ... well, none of them apart from Alf Ramsey and Bobby Robson. Confirmed wankpot Satin even has a "Hodgewatch" section of his otherwise excellent show (joke), which I pray will be quietly dropped when Woy (Yes! He has a speech impediment! Hilarious!) does Not Too Bad.

3) Harry is Any Good
Seriously; what the fuck?

The End · Post by **The End** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:29 pm

Employ Alan Brazil.

delboy1983 · Post by **delboy1983** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:34 pm

Have a weekly debate on why Wayne Rooney is not liked and is not regarded as a legend.!!

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:37 pm

Have bookies who would literally take bets on their own grannies dying by being impaled on red hot skewers, of congenital syphillis or what time at night they would push them down their stairs.

Post by **Basualdo** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:40 pm

I know it's often said that Arry is a natural for a TS presenting gig, mostly half in jest, but if they ever do employ the old crook at then least we can look forward to when he quits Hatfields. Because after Arry has done with it all the bent old cunt will leave behind in the place are those bits of carpet that Pishtank has defecated himself on.

Though that's still a lot of carpet, tbf.

delboy1983 · Post by **delboy1983** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:59 pm

Allow presenters on air drunk as a skunk

delboy1983 · Post by **delboy1983** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:00 pm

Have "live " matches commentated from somone's allotment .

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:15 pm

delboy1983 wrote:Have "live " matches commentated from somone's allotment .

* Doug signal! *

Now look what you've done, Del.

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:24 pm

JimmyDee wrote:1) Rio Ferdinand wanting to be a boxer.
What, I wonder, would the collective brains of TS make of an ex-boxer declaring that he was a bit bored and deciding to become a professional footballer, after a whole few months of training. The scorn would, I imagine, reach Durham-levels of heads-gonitude, but a footballer thinking that hitting people is dead easy passes without comment. Only on the world's biggest sports station is this nonsense treated seriously. You've done running, Rio, so be the next Mo Farah; I mean, anyone can RUN!

2) Roy Hodgson is crap.
It goes without saying, doesn't it? Well, with rather a lot of saying, truth be told, but on what evidence? Everyone on that God-forsaken excuse for a sports broadcaster seems to take it as read that Hodgson was somehow responsible for Palace losing the 4 games in which he wasn't in charge, and they're all piling in. Yeah, so England didn't do well with him in charge, unlike ... well, none of them apart from Alf Ramsey and Bobby Robson. Confirmed wankpot Satin even has a "Hodgewatch" section of his otherwise excellent show (joke), which I pray will be quietly dropped when Woy (Yes! He has a speech impediment! Hilarious!) does Not Too Bad.

3) Harry is Any Good
Seriously; what the fuck?

You mention Roy's speech impediment.

I haven't heard Goldstein's shitsmear of a show for ages, but I'm assuming that his own speech impediment means that when he is lambasting Hodgson he of necessity calls him Woy.

People should alert the relevant charities and campaigning groups, and tell them that a heartless shock-jock is persecuting Roy by copying his pwonunciation in order to mock his disability.

With a bit of luck their will be flaming torches and pitchforks amassed outside the talkSPORT broadcasting shed in time for tonight's show.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:59 pm

TBS broadcasts naked AND is friends with Big Ad "Sunshine" Catnmouse

pugsly · Post by **pugsly** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:53 pm

Allow presenters to eat while talking live,Showing nothing but bad manners and contempt to the listener ,
I don't listen to the fat vomit anymore,, 2 months without The Pisswreck.Fuck um

kevin04 · Post by **kevin04** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:48 pm

The End wrote:Employ Alan Brazil.

https://www.sundaypost.com/tag/alan-brazil/

sjbarca · Post by **sjbarca** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:50 am

pugsly wrote:Allow presenters to eat while talking live,Showing nothing but bad manners and contempt to the listener ,

This is actually unfathomable how anybody thinks this is even civilised never mind acceptable

Red7 · Post by **Red7** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:55 am

Use a presenters / guests half thought out opinion as the main headline on the next news break

mrGP · Post by **mrGP** » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:26 am

Wind up miseries on here

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