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JimmyDee wrote: 2) Roy Hodgson is crap.
Confirmed wankpot Satin even has a "Hodgewatch" section of his otherwise excellent show (joke), which I pray will be quietly dropped when Woy (Yes! He has a speech impediment! Hilarious!) does Not Too Bad.


Really? I presume every defeat will be accompanied by the laughter track as Satin does his hilawious impwession of Woy?

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I fear it will be like CA's Daily Arsenal, in that he'll just invent ever-desperate things to be amused/outraged about, and like CA, he'll fondly imagine that we'll all be looking forward to it. The cunt.
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JimmyDee wrote:I fear it will be like CA's Daily Arsenal, in that he'll just invent ever-desperate things to be amused/outraged about, and like CA, he'll fondly imagine that we'll all be looking forward to it. The cunt.

Jimmy, who do you reckon is the biggest cunt? Stankbreath or Satin?


I reckon its Satin, because with Clever Adrian (as you so aptly have named him) there is undoubtedly a cunty kernal there, but the rest of his cuntery is worn like a skillfully crafted sumo suit of cuntishness.
We all know CA is capable of being a semi competent sports reporter and presenter if he put his mind to it. Certainly he can match the talents of most of his fellow professionals......bearing in mind that that matching those talents is a bar so low that it can only be found with mine detectors.
But if he wanted to be he could just manage to be listenable.

But Satin is a WYSIWYG cunt. A 24 carat cunt to his very core. Cut him and he bleeds menstrual blood. A completely self absorbed, totally requited target of massive self love and grade A sample of a media cunt.

He actually believes that he's besties with Nowah Gawwahger.
He thinks he's the reincarnation of Richard Pryor.
He is assured that there are legions of fans of his work out there hanging on to his every word and quip.
He thinks that him sucking up to Wocket Wonnie O'Suwwivan is a sure fire way of proving his sporting credentials and not the act of a low IQ show off arse licking a barely relevent and perfectly odious minor sport celebrity.
Such a one eyed, see no evil, biased MannYu fan that even Malaysians are embarrassed by him.

Remember his reaction to losing that bet to get his hair shaved off if Leicester won the league?
What happened when Rodney Marsh lost a similar bet?
So what did Marsh do?
Well he went to the ground of the team concerned during a home game (I think it was Bradford, but I am by no means sure) and at half time in the centre circle got his head shaved. Publicity stunt? Yeah sure, but he stood by his fucking word.

And what did dear dear Satin do? He refused to be shaved. He welched like a cunt and whinged and whined, "Just a twim, pwease, because my hair is important to my caaweewah."

"Important to his career". Jesus fucking Christ.

You are on the radio, you conceited moley cumcheese. You get occasional voice over work.
At this stage your hair is as relevant to your career as my ring piece is to the International Space Station.
What you are is a preening, vacuous ninny, a wonder of the art of nepotism, an irrelevant smudge on the back inside cover of the story of sports broadcasting, a creature who creeped out Helen Chamberlain while acting like Richard Dimbleby.
You were replaced on Soccer AM by Max Rushden....MAX FUCKING RUSHDEN!!! Rushden, a man so bland that he has been shot and made into a sofa.

AND HE WAS BETTER THAN YOU!

Christ alive, Goldstein, you are an utter utter waste of an evacuation of your Da's ballbag. You were this >< close to being wiped on the bedroom curtains.
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Basualdo wrote:Jimmy, who do you reckon is the biggest cunt? Stankbreath or Satin?


In your otherwise excellent post I feel you give CA a bit too much credit for "being a semi competent sports reporter and presenter if he put his mind to it." I beg to differ; I think that his Inner Cunt never had a chance to manifest itself until Drive. He's started making snippy little Wenger-comments on the Goals Round-up thingy on a Saturday now. My guess is that he never dared to before, but always wanted to.

The two of them are cut (or cunt, if you will) from the same cloth. Neither can bear to be contradicted, or even hear a different opinion from their own, greeting such with barely-concealed contempt, derision and genuine anger.
Neither can bear to let a caller get to the end of a sentence without making some pointless interjection, because they think than ten seconds without them saying something is ten seconds wasted [*].
They both try and confuse callers, who aren't professional broadcasters, remember, either by changing the subject (CA) or relentlessly battering the caller with a stupid question, endlessly repeated (Satin).
They are both complete nobodies who haven't one millionth of the talent or footballing knowledge of the managers they ridicule.
They are both incapable of being light-hearted because neither of them posesses a real sense of humour.

I really coudn't separate them in terms of Cuntitude. If you put a gun to my head I'd guess that Satin was slightly less nasty in real-life than CA, but I wouldn't like to go out for a drink with either of them, or even be in the same pub, come to that.

[*] There is an exception to this, when callers are allowed to speak without limit or interruption; if Satin is speaking to a Cornwall Red, or CA is talking to a fellow Wenger-hating Gooner.
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FUCKING GOLDSTEIN DRONE FUCKING GINGER CUNT IS THE SECOND BIGGEST CUNT ON TALKSPORTS
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welshbloke wrote:FUCKING GOLDSTEIN DRONE FUCKING GINGER CUNT IS THE SECOND BIGGEST CUNT ON TALKSPORTS


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Basualdo wrote:
JimmyDee wrote:I fear it will be like CA's Daily Arsenal, in that he'll just invent ever-desperate things to be amused/outraged about, and like CA, he'll fondly imagine that we'll all be looking forward to it. The cunt.

Jimmy, who do you reckon is the biggest cunt? Stankbreath or Satin?


I reckon its Satin.

I've edited it for aestetic reasons, buy you put into words my thoughts quite beautifully, Bas.

Goldstein is simply talentless. And as with all talentless people in the public eye, also the world's worst type of cunt.

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Basualdo wrote:
JimmyDee wrote:I fear it will be like CA's Daily Arsenal, in that he'll just invent ever-desperate things to be amused/outraged about, and like CA, he'll fondly imagine that we'll all be looking forward to it. The cunt.

Jimmy, who do you reckon is the biggest cunt? Stankbreath or Satin?


I reckon its Satin, because with Clever Adrian (as you so aptly have named him) there is undoubtedly a cunty kernal there, but the rest of his cuntery is worn like a skillfully crafted sumo suit of cuntishness.
We all know CA is capable of being a semi competent sports reporter and presenter if he put his mind to it. Certainly he can match the talents of most of his fellow professionals......bearing in mind that that matching those talents is a bar so low that it can only be found with mine detectors.
But if he wanted to be he could just manage to be listenable.

But Satin is a WYSIWYG cunt. A 24 carat cunt to his very core. Cut him and he bleeds menstrual blood. A completely self absorbed, totally requited target of massive self love and grade A sample of a media cunt.

He actually believes that he's besties with Nowah Gawwahger.
He thinks he's the reincarnation of Richard Pryor.
He is assured that there are legions of fans of his work out there hanging on to his every word and quip.
He thinks that him sucking up to Wocket Wonnie O'Suwwivan is a sure fire way of proving his sporting credentials and not the act of a low IQ show off arse licking a barely relevent and perfectly odious minor sport celebrity.
Such a one eyed, see no evil, biased MannYu fan that even Malaysians are embarrassed by him.

Remember his reaction to losing that bet to get his hair shaved off if Leicester won the league?
What happened when Rodney Marsh lost a similar bet?
So what did Marsh do?
Well he went to the ground of the team concerned during a home game (I think it was Bradford, but I am by no means sure) and at half time in the centre circle got his head shaved. Publicity stunt? Yeah sure, but he stood by his fucking word.

And what did dear dear Satin do? He refused to be shaved. He welched like a cunt and whinged and whined, "Just a twim, pwease, because my hair is important to my caaweewah."

"Important to his career". Jesus fucking Christ.

You are on the radio, you conceited moley cumcheese. You get occasional voice over work.
At this stage your hair is as relevant to your career as my ring piece is to the International Space Station.
What you are is a preening, vacuous ninny, a wonder of the art of nepotism, an irrelevant smudge on the back inside cover of the story of sports broadcasting, a creature who creeped out Helen Chamberlain while acting like Richard Dimbleby.
You were replaced on Soccer AM by Max Rushden....MAX FUCKING RUSHDEN!!! Rushden, a man so bland that he has been shot and made into a sofa.

AND HE WAS BETTER THAN YOU!

Christ alive, Goldstein, you are an utter utter waste of an evacuation of your Da's ballbag. You were this >< close to being wiped on the bedroom curtains.
And that is a loss we are all feeling.
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Assume everyone is obsessed with the Premiership in July, and no other sport matters. Even in an Olympic year.
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AlcoholBrazil wrote:Assume everyone is obsessed with the Premiership in July, and no other sport matters. Even in an Olympic year.

The Lions Tour this summer was a surrogate Premier League.

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AlcoholBrazil wrote:Assume everyone is obsessed with the Premiership in July, and no other sport matters. Even in an Olympic year.
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