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JW90 wrote:Switched on after 7pm and fucking Durham is on with his usual bullshit.
He's so desperate for "I want to marry that [Portugal-Spain] game" to be "a thing", isn't he?


Probably, I didn't hear that. I heard him break down the Argentina team to "they aren't very good, give the ball to Messi, stand still and hope the Chelsea reserve keeper doesn't throw one in" which is top quality analysis, don't you think?

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JimmyDee wrote:He's so desperate for "I want to marry that [Portugal-Spain] game" to be "a thing", isn't he?

Probably, I didn't hear that.
Oh, you will :-)
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You definitely will, he was bringing it up when it made no sense, I see no reason why he will stop this.
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By the end of the group stage there'll be a whole scale of them. "Well, I wouldn't marry THAT game/I'd get engaged to that/I'd give that a drunken shag in a car-park/THAT game was the ugly game that always hangs round the pretty ones" and so on. And the others will all join in with it, like indulgent parents.
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JW90 wrote:
JimmyDee wrote:
JW90 wrote:Switched on after 7pm and fucking Durham is on with his usual bullshit.
He's so desperate for "I want to marry that [Portugal-Spain] game" to be "a thing", isn't he?


Probably, I didn't hear that. I heard him break down the Argentina team to "they aren't very good, give the ball to Messi, stand still and hope the Chelsea reserve keeper doesn't throw one in" which is top quality analysis, don't you think?
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ITV football commentator Sam Matterface caused a social media stir when he made a reference to TV presenters Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc during live coverage of a World Cup match.

When Argentina player Cristian Pavon came on as a substitute during the South American side's group D match against Iceland, Matterface name-dropped the former Great British Bake Off hosts and Hollywood actress Kirsten Dunst.


Describing Pavon, Matterface said: "He's only five-foot, five inches tall, which is the same height as Kirsten Dunst or Mel from Mel and Sue."
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sjbarca wrote:ITV football commentator Sam Matterface ... Matterface name-dropped ... Matterface said ...
It's terrible how obsessed certain presenters get over something that no-one else cares about, isn't it? :-)
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Kirsten Dunst, a cultural reference 2002 wants back.
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Haven't heard Marcoddi on radio.

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ccreds wrote:Haven't heard Marcoddi on radio.


Meanwhile, Tim Vickery is earning plenty of coin!!
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Danny (Garrdiola) Kelly has been severely censured about something he said on air during a fake commentary show, in his confused state as he bravely tried to pretend that talksport were broadcasting in a stadium in Russia rather than a couple of floors below him! :oops:
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JudgeTedd wrote:
ccreds wrote:Haven't heard Marcoddi on radio.


Meanwhile, Tim Vickery is earning plenty of coin!!

Aye he is. :lol:

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Stuart fucking Pearce- "Vat woz a berra win van a fower- neil".

In what way?

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JW90 wrote:Stuart fucking Pearce- "Vat woz a berra win van a fower- neil".

In what way?

You've both got points.

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X-Rated talkSPORT Reaction To Tunisia Goal v England 2 v 1 Tunisia
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