Lofty and Mary the punk return

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:44 pm

Meeeshell is coming back. She's now female

JW90 · Post by **JW90** » Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:18 pm

I'm surprised that everyone's mate, the professional Cockney Ian "Moose" Abrahams hasn't had a cameo role playing a jovial market trader fending off freeloading Scottish tourists.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:29 pm

Dirty "Murderer" Dennis will shockingly emerge from a canal as a crafty ghost hellbent on wanking into dots bag

Bad Blue 2000 · Post by **Bad Blue 2000** » Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:47 pm

Shedboy wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:What happened to Little Willy?
Grew up, became Wellard Willy and fucked the life out of Dot's pussy.

Wellard was in the Alsation that belonged to Russell Crowe's character in Gladiator.

AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:57 am

At least Dirty Den can't be brought back.

Sinbad · Post by **Sinbad** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 7:46 am

AlcoholBrazil wrote:At least Dirty Den can't be brought back.

Why not? Same character different actor.

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:09 am

Sinbad wrote:
AlcoholBrazil wrote:At least Dirty Den can't be brought back.

Why not? Same character different actor.

Kathy Beale was supposed to have died as well but she returned.

AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:17 am

They must have had the same showers installed that Dallas used.

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:31 pm

alan bolivia wrote:The Program went downhill after Reg Cox died

Alan Bolivia!!

A rare visitor these days

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:32 pm

theleader82 wrote:Lofty and Mary the punk are back in eastenders. Nice to see some iconic characters back in the show . https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p071brd2

How can some cunt in a soap be 'iconic'?

Stop talking mince Leado FFS.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:15 pm

Eastenders was like a giant sloppy shit that got dropped on the nation in 1985. It was smeared around for years then washed off with hot piss only to be vomited back with extra wretchedness

henrycrs · Post by **henrycrs** » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:38 pm

Fat Barry Evans dropped the turd in squealers cafe

AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:38 am

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Eastenders was like a giant sloppy shit that got dropped on the nation in 1985. It was smeared around for years then washed off with hot piss only to be vomited back with extra wretchedness

Not a fan of Danny Dyer then ?

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 11:21 am

Danny Dire, soiling his Calvin's during a Boca Juniors game on Real Football factories was one of the funniest TV moments ever.
The fucking chump.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:05 pm

Phil "Gammon" Mitchell being barricaded in a room whilst off his moobs on crack was up there too bro

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