The official unofficial tennis 2017 - 2024 thread

[carcinogen]

But I suppose being an unemployed alcoholic is a better option, eh?

I think it's a more honest option.

[paolo]

that time again...first sunday in april approaching...slippy courts, praying for no rain, stiff body, muscle pulls, serve slower, body slower and shitter and fatter....new comers with bravado.....the weighty russian looking just that little bit more grim yet you still would

bulk buy asics...dust off a tight new pair...racketwise..tried and trusted triad 3 for non touch players...served you well.....stick with what you know and a restring and grip or go all out for something new that you discard three weeks in for old faithful?

[Lou Grant]

Yes it was on at stupid o'clock in the morning, but this was one of the best tennis matches I've seen this year. I love Venus, but Kasatkina is such a star in the making. Facing another 20 year old in Osaka is the final. Exciting times ahead for women's tennis.

[carcinogen]

Any news of Laura Robson? Please tell me she is considering a career in porn. I'd love to see her in a little tennis skirt getting ass-fucked by a huge black cock.

[Lou Grant]

She is injured again. If you are that obsessed by her then you can see her regularly (when not injured) playing on the ITF circuit. She has won several doubles titles this year at this lower level.

Sadly for you I am afraid you are not her type.

[theleader82]

Federer plays del potro in the final of Indian Wells. Should be a great game. Del Porto is back in the top 10. The young Croatian coric made the semis along with top player raonic. Djokovic lost in the first round

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Thanks for all of that

[AlcoholBrazil]

Worra boot Abu Dhaboo ?

[Lou Grant]

top player raonic.

He had a bye, a walkover, a qualifier, a 3 set grind against Querrey and was dismantled by Del Po. What of significance has he won, given he is 27 and there is a pack of younger next gen stars all now ranked above him.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Yes but barring all of that, you must admit lead-o makes a strong point and yet again shows he sure does know his tennis!

[carcinogen]

She is injured again. If you are that obsessed by her then you can see her regularly (when not injured) playing on the ITF circuit. She has won several doubles titles this year at this lower level.

Sadly for you I am afraid you are not her type.

Oh that's ok, she's a bloody Aussie anyway.

[carcinogen]

New balls please.

[Carlos J]

Maybe Carc and I can attend as the TF spokesmen?: https://nnfestival.org.uk/whats-on/knowing-the-score/

[Lou Grant]

Del Po wins in Indian Wells. 3 set thriller. Fed served for the title, but choked. Del Po stormed the final tie break.

Scenes.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Federer was unusually tetchy out there. Not surprised he lost given the struggle he had yesterday.

Pleased for Del Potro,if ever a player deserved some good luck he's the man.