Anyone watching Watford v West Ham?

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henrycrs wrote:
Robert Heenan wrote:Joe Hart messed up big time for the second goal. No need to describe it as you know.

Anyway i'll describe it if you're completely new to football.

Shot comes in and Joe Hart dives to his left and instead of keeping the ball out he flaps at it and the ball goes in to the back of the goal. Any other keep would have kept it out easily
Cardboard hands again?


Yes and the funny thing was the shot as straight at his hands. All he had to do was keep his hand steadywhen he dived to his left but a cat flap seems much stronger than Joe Hart diving to his left

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finchman wrote:Im watching Flog it.


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Robert Heenan wrote:
henrycrs wrote:
Robert Heenan wrote:Joe Hart messed up big time for the second goal. No need to describe it as you know.

Anyway i'll describe it if you're completely new to football.

Shot comes in and Joe Hart dives to his left and instead of keeping the ball out he flaps at it and the ball goes in to the back of the goal. Any other keep would have kept it out easily
Cardboard hands again?


Yes and the funny thing was the shot as straight at his hands. All he had to do was keep his hand steadywhen he dived to his left but a cat flap seems much stronger than Joe Hart diving to his left
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Fatty Foulkes will make the World Cup squad over Joe.

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Octavio wrote:Fatty Foulkes will make the World Cup squad over Joe.


Bryan Gunn's son will be number 1.

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First West Ham caller on 606 asking for more PASHUN and wants the players to run more. TOTAL FOOTBALL.

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Matt Dickinson in the Times last week, did a bit of a well overdue hatchet job on the West Ham tyrannic trio which included this wonderful revelation from Fat Sam about the working practices of La Brady...

Allardyce managed to last four years, and there were good times with promotion, but then he has a thicker skin than most. He got on with it, to the point when he, too, had enough. He can tell Moyes about the interference, like the ousting of Lee Richardson, his sports psychologist. The owners wanted to know what mental issues the players had; Allardyce had to explain that it was confidential. Brady decided that Richardson’s work was not value for money and pushed him out.


Nice to remember the next time you see this elephant legged trollop on the Apprentice lecturing the cretinous contestants on any percieved lack of ethics during any of the tasks.

To her 'ethics' is where most of her wretched club'th thupporterth liveth.
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Wee Duvet Moyesy Boy and The Boy JoJo The Cunt Hart, perfect pair of utter shitcunts at the worst club in history
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West Ham fans are a parody. So far tonight, since 6pm on 606 and Satin's Sports Shit, at least five have mentioned "pashun and raaannniiinnn arand" and one went even further saying Mark Nowbull sud be manajur or samwan from der East End. Only one mention of what Billy Bonds would be making of it (why don't you just ask him? He's still alive).

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To be fair - its only Moyes's first game and they did create chances with Gomes pulling off some brilliant saves. Let Moyes be allowed a few games to see if he will have any effect.

He can help himself by putting Adrian in goal because Joe Hart is a disaster waiting to happen in every game

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JW90 wrote:West Ham fans are a parody. So far tonight, since 6pm on 606 and Satin's Sports Shit, at least five have mentioned "pashun and raaannniiinnn arand" and one went even further saying Mark Nowbull sud be manajur or samwan from der East End. Only one mention of what Billy Bonds would be making of it (why don't you just ask him? He's still alive).



Are you sure? After all that knife Good Ol' 'Onest 'Arry plunged in his back went in pretty deep.
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Octavio wrote:First West Ham caller on 606 asking for more PASHUN and wants the players to run more. TOTAL FOOTBALL.


"It's ver West Am way innit, gav?"...

"Vey shad aw av bin bowern wivvin ver sarrnd er bow bewwz"....

"I wuz at Vize fyooneraw"....

"Av a banana" etc etc etc

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Basualdo wrote:Matt Dickinson in the Times last week, did a bit of a well overdue hatchet job on the West Ham tyrannic trio which included this wonderful revelation from Fat Sam about the working practices of La Brady...

Allardyce managed to last four years, and there were good times with promotion, but then he has a thicker skin than most. He got on with it, to the point when he, too, had enough. He can tell Moyes about the interference, like the ousting of Lee Richardson, his sports psychologist. The owners wanted to know what mental issues the players had; Allardyce had to explain that it was confidential. Brady decided that Richardson’s work was not value for money and pushed him out.


Nice to remember the next time you see this elephant legged trollop on the Apprentice lecturing the cretinous contestants on any percieved lack of ethics during any of the tasks.

To her 'ethics' is where most of her wretched club'th thupporterth liveth.

All those years ago she got rid of the youth academy at Birmingham because she said players were no different to tins of beans, if you needed more then you just went out and bought them.
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Good to see a thread slating Brady. I think most of you know of the utter contempt I hold this cretin in.

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Eaststand wrote:Good to see a thread slating Brady. I think most of you know of the utter contempt I hold this cretin in.


Lady Brady. A career built on the back of soft porn. What a wonderful example to set for young women everywhere. The woman is a fucking two-faced embarassment.

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