Fantasy Premier League 2017-18

[delboy1983]

Team picked and ready to go !!!

Bet you've got sturridge you bloody stalker!!

That would be a waste,see "Premier League 2017-2018" thread

[Gosport Mark]

Team picked and ready to go !!!

Bet you've got sturridge you bloody stalker!!

That would be a waste,see "Premier League 2017-2018" thread

Del I could go to every other post you've made in the last 4 years.

I'm starting to think he ran off with your wife.

[delboy1983]

Team picked and ready to go !!!

Bet you've got sturridge you bloody stalker!!

That would be a waste,see "Premier League 2017-2018" thread

Del I could go to every other post you've made in the last 4 years.

I'm starting to think he ran off with your wife.

You can't argue with the facts
See Man City and Chelsea

[Shedboy]

I've decided to cut off my nose to spite my face and binned Sanchez.

[delboy1983]

Sanchez,Coutinho,Van Dyke,Barkley,Siggurson all not playing at the weekend because they don't know they are going to be with next week

[theleader82]

I'm playing triple captain in my first week to try and make a fast start

[Harry Lemon]

You pick what you think is a good team, you start three great defenders and what happens?

Two of them let in three goals and the other one gets sent off after 14 minutes!

Hopefully United thrash West Ham without conceding and my captain Lukaku is involved in a couple of goals, otherwise I may remain bottom for the whole weekend!

Edit - Well Lukaku's goals and United's clean sheet meant it wasn't a disastrous opening week, although I did lose even more points through having a player sent off; the brainless Shelvey this time!

[Arthur Brutal]

Week 1 table:
Top scoring and a tie at the top already - iis it luck or is it Lukaku?



Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 new Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 80 80
1 new Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 80 80
3 new 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 78 78
4 new Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 76 76
5 new Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 74 74
6 new delsbells
delboy 1953 70 70
7 new Eat My Goal
john cushnie 64 64
8 new Devils in red
Beres Campbell 63 63
9 new Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 58 58
9 new Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 58 58
11 new The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 53 53
12 new Suhari's Saints
Andy W 51 51
13 new Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 49 49
14 new Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 46 46
15 new Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 44 44
15 new Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 44 44
17 new Brexiter City
Chris Russell 43 43
18 new Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 38 38
19 new Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 31 31

[Arthur Brutal]

Week 2 table: a new leader as 3 Stripe take points across their team with Alonso, Mkhit and Chich.


Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 up 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 74 152
2 up delsbells
delboy 1953 71 141
3 up Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 59 133
4 down Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 47 127
5 down Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 46 122
6 down Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 40 120
7 up Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 71 109
8 same Devils in red
Beres Campbell 44 107
9 up Brexiter City
Chris Russell 63 106
10 up Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 55 101
11 down Eat My Goal
john cushnie 36 100
12 down Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 46 100
13 down Suhari's Saints
Andy W 48 99
14 up Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 54 98
15 down Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 30 88
16 down The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 32 85
17 down Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 32 81
18 up Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 48 75
19 down Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 25 69

[Arthur Brutal]

Week 3 table: top scorer of th eweek is, ME! Well done myself and my tripling on Liverpool.

Rank Team & Manager GW Round Score TOT Total Points
1 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 52 204
2 up Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 63 196
3 down delsbells
delboy 1953 46 183
4 up Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 55 175
5 same Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 41 163
6 up Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 59 159
7 down Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 31 158
8 up Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 56 154
9 down Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 43 152
10 down Brexiter City
Chris Russell 45 151
11 down Devils in red
Beres Campbell 40 147
12 down Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 45 146
13 same Suhari's Saints
Andy W 38 137
14 up Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 46 134
15 down Eat My Goal
john cushnie 29 125
16 up Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 43 124
17 up Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 44 119
18 down The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 30 115
19 same Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 39 108

[delboy1983]

Cannot believe I had Lukaku as captain and scored nil points

[Arthur Brutal]

Cannot believe I had Lukaku as captain and scored nil points

You and 1.7 million others.

[Shedboy]

Jesus has been a disappointment so far. Time he got on the end of some crosses.

[Arthur Brutal]

Week 4: after the International Break it is back to business. Man City players ripped points from every orifice of Liverpool players -none more so than Sane vesus red-card Mane. Kane kicked off his scoring now it's September, so who did best out of the Kane Sane Mane show? Those who chose Aguero and Lukaku apparently.

1 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 33 237
2 same Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 40 236
3 up Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 70 233
4 down delsbells
delboy 1953 43 226
5 down Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 42 217
5 up Brexiter City
Chris Russell 66 217
7 down Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 54 213
8 down Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 49 207
9 up Devils in red
Beres Campbell 59 206
10 up Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 58 204
11 down Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 38 188
11 up The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 73 188
13 up Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 78 186
14 up Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 59 183
15 down Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 29 181
16 down Eat My Goal
john cushnie 53 178
17 down Suhari's Saints
Andy W 34 171
18 down Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 33 167
19 down Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 31 150

[Arthur Brutal]

Week 5: Aguero sprung a hat trick whilst Spurs, Arsenal and Chelsea produced nowt. Then on Sunday evening at the end of the Man Utd game things changed dramtically as Lukaku came alive. Who profited? League leader 3 Stripe C.F. for one, as Andy Mulley got 76 points, beaten as this weeks top scorer only by John Cushnie's Eat My Goal who got 77 with Lukaku (C) and Aguero geting 44 of those points for him.


1 same 3 Stripe C.F.
Andy Mulley 76 313
2 up Mossad Tel Aviv
Moshe Dayan 65 298
3 down Left Blank
Arthur Brutal 59 295
4 same delsbells
delboy 1953 67 293
5 same Jumped the Shark
Mark Mc 64 281
6 up Devils in red
Beres Campbell 67 273
7 same Salah Cinnamon
Ste McPartland 57 270
8 up Harry's Lemons
Harry Lemon 65 269
9 down Cutters FC
Simon Cutmore 55 262
10 down Brexiter City
Chris Russell 45 262
11 same Shed Eleven
Jose Foreignho 71 259
12 up Eat My Goal
john cushnie 77 255
13 up Ironmongers Athletic
Steven Bedford 65 248
14 up Suhari's Saints
Andy W 65 236
15 same Tax Avoidance FC
john Burdon 52 229
15 down Mis-Firing Squad
Will Hay 43 229
17 down The Hopeful Hoofers
Alex Torpy 39 227
18 up Mighty Blues
Ian Robson 76 226
19 down Rafas Last Stand
Roger Kint 46 213