The Vile Little Shit Dele Alli (TVLSDA)

[Reg]

Dele Alli "clever" to "buy" the pen by "wrapping his foot" around the defender's leg, according to the Sky panel.

"It's not just foreign players who do it - English players do it too," according to Jamie Redknapp.

Clever old Dele.

Rumour has it that he will go in the summer, Reg - to Real Madrid in a swap for Isco, plus cash.

Apparently, Alli has a bit of a "Gazza issue" & is wild off the pitch & both Poch/Levy are happy to do the deal.

Would you prefer to keep him?

[Steve Hunt]

Dele Alli "clever" to "buy" the pen by "wrapping his foot" around the defender's leg, according to the Sky panel.

"It's not just foreign players who do it - English players do it too," according to Jamie Redknapp.

Clever old Dele.

Rumour has it that he will go in the summer, Reg - to Real Madrid in a swap for Isco, plus cash.

Apparently, Alli has a bit of a "Gazza issue" & is wild off the pitch & both Poch/Levy are happy to do the deal.

Would you prefer to keep him?

Yes I would, Reg. He wins us games.

But with Levy, cash is king. Wouldn't be surprised if the "wild off the pitch" rumours have been started by him to soften the blow when he goes.

[Reg]

Dele Alli "clever" to "buy" the pen by "wrapping his foot" around the defender's leg, according to the Sky panel.

"It's not just foreign players who do it - English players do it too," according to Jamie Redknapp.

Clever old Dele.

Rumour has it that he will go in the summer, Reg - to Real Madrid in a swap for Isco, plus cash.

Apparently, Alli has a bit of a "Gazza issue" & is wild off the pitch & both Poch/Levy are happy to do the deal.

Would you prefer to keep him?

Yes I would, Reg. He wins us games.

But with Levy, cash is king. Wouldn't be surprised if the "wild off the pitch" rumours have been started by him to soften the blow when he goes.

I would have thought rumours like that would put off potential buyers, particularly the top European clubs, so I doubt Levy would be encouraging them.

What are these rumours?

[Steve Hunt]

Dele Alli "clever" to "buy" the pen by "wrapping his foot" around the defender's leg, according to the Sky panel.

"It's not just foreign players who do it - English players do it too," according to Jamie Redknapp.

Clever old Dele.

Rumour has it that he will go in the summer, Reg - to Real Madrid in a swap for Isco, plus cash.

Apparently, Alli has a bit of a "Gazza issue" & is wild off the pitch & both Poch/Levy are happy to do the deal.

Would you prefer to keep him?

Yes I would, Reg. He wins us games.

But with Levy, cash is king. Wouldn't be surprised if the "wild off the pitch" rumours have been started by him to soften the blow when he goes.

I would have thought rumours like that would put off potential buyers, particularly the top European clubs, so I doubt Levy would be encouraging them.

What are these rumours?

He enjoys a beer a little too much - allegedly.

Thing is, nothing has been reported in the press, as far as I know?

[deisegirl]

Del E Alley dives - He's a clever little rapscallion. Oh ho ho that's a bit cheeky bless him.

Dur T Forunner dives - no place for that sort of fing in ver premmyurship!

[Reg]

no place for that sort of fing in ver premmyurship!

Sadly this sort of thing has been creeping into our game over the past fifty years.

[Steve Hunt]

I'm sure the whole forum would like to wish Dele a very happy 21st birthday - particularly Ghost & Reg, who are probably his biggest fans.

[kancutlawns]

Del E Alley dives - He's a clever little rapscallion. Oh ho ho that's a bit cheeky bless him.

Dur T Forunner dives - no place for that sort of fing in ver premmyurship!

[delboy1983]

Dele wanted by all the big clubs asking price anything from 60m-178m biggest thing since sliced bread.
And the last great english playmaker to go to Europe was ................
Why does the media persist in building these boys up especially Talk Sport when all they have had is a good season
Rooney
Walcott
Stones
Sterling
Rashford
Oxlade-Chamberlain
Rose
etc,etc

[kancutlawns]

Dele wanted by all the big clubs asking price anything from 60m-178m biggest thing since sliced bread.
And the last great english playmaker to go to Europe was ................
Why does the media persist in building these boys up especially Talk Sport when all they have had is a good season
Rooney
Walcott
Stones
Sterling
Rashford
Oxlade-Chamberlain
Rose
etc,etc

[Boris the Spider]

He needs to cut out that posturing scissors/paper/stone fairy dance he does with the Korean. He also has a very punchable fizzog.

[delboy1983]

Dele wanted by all the big clubs asking price anything from 60m-178m biggest thing since sliced bread.
And the last great english playmaker to go to Europe was ................
Why does the media persist in building these boys up especially Talk Sport when all they have had is a good season
Rooney
Walcott
Stones
Sterling
Rashford
Oxlade-Chamberlain
Rose
etc,etc

Woodcock-Striker,I would say Gazza at Lazio but even that was not an overall success and ended abruptly

[tennisman]

He needs to cut out that posturing scissors/paper/stone fairy dance he does with the Korean. He also has a very punchable fizzog.

Dave MacKay would be turning in his grave seeing them do all that playground nonsense.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Dave would punch everyone in the PL to death

[Steve Hunt]

FAO: Ghost & Reg

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Lovely bloke