Manchester United Season 2016-2017

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delboy1983 wrote:Got my Manchester Utd members card in this mornings post -Happy Days :)
But with 940 billion fans worldwide, how do they all get tickets? :wink:
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WOW :!:


Ibrahimovic before turning 30:
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Ibrahimovic after turning 30:
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:He's actually 43
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delboy1983 wrote:WOW :!:


Ibrahimovic before turning 30:
232 Goals, 529 Games

Ibrahimovic after turning 30:
246 Goals, 300 Games
Do you have the breakdown of those stats? I'm guessing a large number came for PSG in the piss easy French league.
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Darkyboy wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:WOW :!:


Ibrahimovic before turning 30:
232 Goals, 529 Games

Ibrahimovic after turning 30:
246 Goals, 300 Games
Do you have the breakdown of those stats? I'm guessing a large number came for PSG in the piss easy French league.

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Those numbers don't add up to the numbers of games and goals quoted. Something fishy going on. :)
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Darkyboy wrote:Those numbers don't add up to the numbers of games and goals quoted. Something fishy going on. :)
Yup, darky. I'm assuming that the figures in the brackets are goals scored. Using some quick, crude mental arithmetic, goals scored came to 311 which is rather some correction from the goals Zlatan scored before and after reaching 30. About 160 goals out :lol:

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Zlatan accepts ban for elbowing an opponent.

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kancutlawns wrote:
Darkyboy wrote:Those numbers don't add up to the numbers of games and goals quoted. Something fishy going on. :)
Yup, darky. I'm assuming that the figures in the brackets are goals scored. Using some quick, crude mental arithmetic, goals scored came to 311 which is rather some correction from the goals Zlatan scored before and after reaching 30. About 160 goals out :lol:
Ah his 62 goals for Sweden in 116 games not included :)
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Rumours that Mata's 'injury' is something far worse than anything football related.
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Holden Mcgroyne wrote:Rumours that Mata's 'injury' is something far worse than anything football related.

Spill the beans mate, is he ill?
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