The Tory Gov Bullshit thread - Part 4

[antdad]

Just a matter of time isn't it? They'll iron out the bugs...eventually

[The Tick]

So after 13 years of austerity, the conservative party has decided that there's a cost of living crisis that needs to be addressed in the UK.

Anyone who continues to vote for them deserves a lobotomy.

[antdad]

...you'll be waiting a long time for one.

[The Tick]

I'd happily perform the procedure on them myself with a machete.

[Zambo]

Anyone who votes Labour must have already have had one.

[The Tick]

Anyone who votes Labour must have already have had one.

So they voted labour after being cured.

[Zambo]

I think you need to look up what happens to people who are lobotomised.

[The Tick]

I think you need to look up what happens to people who are lobotomised.

Yeah, no longer a harmful threat.

It's the tories who therefore pose the harmful threat.

[Zambo]

but many also showed other effects, such as apathy, passivity, lack of initiative, poor ability to concentrate, and a generally decreased depth and intensity of their emotional response to life.

A pretty good summary of a Labour supporter.

[The Tick]

but many also showed other effects, such as apathy, passivity, lack of initiative, poor ability to concentrate, and a generally decreased depth and intensity of their emotional response to life.

A pretty good summary of a Labour supporter.

More like a UKIP/reform voter. Tories too.

[chelseachelsea]

If you want to know what this Country would be like, after a bunch of woke lefties are running it just look at Scotland, be careful what you wish for.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Labourtomy

[Zambo]

Labourtomy

[antdad]

...otherwise known as a leucotory.

[JudgeTedd]

Fun times ahead. Our options, according to some are -

A) Vote for a Party who haven’t been in power for ages. But be careful because these people despite being completely different people from the last ones in charge, will do exactly the same thing as people who are fortunately long gone.

B) Vote for a Party that’s never been in power and hope they don’t get giddy on power and spin off like a lunatic Catherine Wheel of crazy decisions and division.

or

C) Vote for the current mob in charge thus making them think we’re all in favour of their decision making and giving them a sense of over confidence to go harder and more radical with their half-baked policies.

Oh goody, I’m really looking for to the next GE*






*We’re fucked!