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Talksport are blatantly enabling her to use it as a vehicle for her self promotion.

Seems to be getting many cross platform gigs out of proportion with her actual talent.....the new Alex Scott in that regard.

Just falls within a level of attractiveness to allow her to use herself from that angle too ,in order to open necessary doors

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Basualdo wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 4:52 pm
Zippy wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 4:47 pm There's a hint of Kuenssberg about Woods.
The piggy eyes. 'Lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a dolls eyes.'

And the hugely exaggerated sense of their own self worth.

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Dk started with the cuckoo joke years ago, but you got the impression he saw through the creature from minute one ....& he was right
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Northern Troglodite wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 9:45 am [Danny Kelly] started with the cuckoo joke years ago, but you got the impression he saw through the creature from minute one ....& he was right
As a former editor of NME (did a lot of good work, doesn't like to talk about it) he can spot an entitled chancer when he sees one.

I love how DK comprehensively skewers people, but in a gentle way. He gives us, the audience, credit for a bit of common sense, to know what he's getting at without bashing us over the head with it.
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She sharpish went from DK's show when the cuckoo stuff started , Kelly has been,seen, got the t shirt , Woods is part of the grasping desperate look at me talentless group who pop up on owt & are experts on f all with no gravitas to anything they produce.
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She is an awful TalkSport presenter. Just giggles every 20 seconds....what sort of radio is that?

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Brillo wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 5:04 pm She is an awful TalkSport presenter. Just giggles every 20 seconds....what sort of radio is that?
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Sadact7 wrote: Tue May 30, 2023 9:27 pm She’s smashed the glass ceiling for women.

Only problem is she’s out there hoovering up all the jobs like a Bert with a bedsit white line, so none of the other poor cows can get a fucking look in.
Yep, in a nutshell.

Laura Woods is the worst. She is the essence of the problem with many young women today: self-obsessed, anti-men, victim. Complains about the so-called patriarchy whilst being an elite member of the matriarchal circle-jerk.
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She’s a bit too Kuenssbergy (not in intellect) for me Beaky…
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lambrini wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 4:57 pm
Sadact7 wrote: Tue May 30, 2023 9:27 pm She’s smashed the glass ceiling for women.

Only problem is she’s out there hoovering up all the jobs like a Bert with a bedsit white line, so none of the other poor cows can get a fucking look in.
Yep, in a nutshell.

Laura Woods is the worst. She is the essence of the problem with many young women today: self-obsessed, anti-men, victim. Complains about the so-called patriarchy whilst being an elite member of the matriarchal circle-jerk.
You credit her with a level of intellect far beyond that which she possesses
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Just what exactly was her role supposed to be at the FA Cup final on Saturday??.....not important enough to be in the studio where the proper football analysis in going on, instead lingering around the touchline like some sort of groupie

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GLeeder wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 4:22 pm lingering around the touchline like some sort of groupie
I think you've answered your own question
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GLeeder wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 4:22 pm Just what exactly was her role supposed to be at the FA Cup final on Saturday??.....not important enough to be in the studio where the proper football analysis in going on, instead lingering around the touchline like some sort of groupie
Patting Jackie Grealish on the shoulder, she seemed to like doing that.
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She's a calf fetishist, has previous with Dr Teeth
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Sid Pervcat wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 4:00 pm
lambrini wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 4:57 pm
Sadact7 wrote: Tue May 30, 2023 9:27 pm She’s smashed the glass ceiling for women.

Only problem is she’s out there hoovering up all the jobs like a Bert with a bedsit white line, so none of the other poor cows can get a fucking look in.
Yep, in a nutshell.

Laura Woods is the worst. She is the essence of the problem with many young women today: self-obsessed, anti-men, victim. Complains about the so-called patriarchy whilst being an elite member of the matriarchal circle-jerk.
You credit her with a level of intellect far beyond that which she possesses
Cunning is a better description. Being cunning doesn't necessarily require intelligence.
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