Cheltenham trailers are out.
Good Old Alan.
Breakfast Show - Part 21
- carcinogen
- Registered user
- Posts: 13773
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:01 pm
- Location: East Coast
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
Ally McCoist is such a needy cunt, I get the impression he's lived his life as a leech, a mooch, a side-kick ... laughing at whatever the big bully in the play-ground does. Egging him on. A bit like the relationship Chris Evans/Danny Kelly/Danny Baker had with Gazza. And I give Simon Jordan some credit here for calling Danny out on that. "Go on Gazza ... have ANOTHER pint" ... "AHAHAHAHA". "AHAHAHAHA" "AHAAHAHA, Go on Alan, have ANOTHER pint and then drive home" ... "HAAHHAAH".
I don't trust men who laugh in a manic fashion for no reason. Kris Acacunti (the fake name raises a red flag immediately) is the benchmark. That ex-Man City player whose name escapes me is another great example. Simple cunts who use laughter to hide the fact they are thick as shit. It's a device. I see through it.
I don't trust men who laugh in a manic fashion for no reason. Kris Acacunti (the fake name raises a red flag immediately) is the benchmark. That ex-Man City player whose name escapes me is another great example. Simple cunts who use laughter to hide the fact they are thick as shit. It's a device. I see through it.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
- JimmyDee
- Registered user
- Posts: 7922
- Joined: Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:12 pm
- Location: Maidstone
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
I think it's to hide the fact that they have no sense of humour. They don't quite know how humour works, so they laugh at everything.carcinogen wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 6:49 am Ally McCoist ...
I don't trust men who laugh in a manic fashion for no reason ... who use laughter to hide the fact they are thick as shit.
At least Ally laughs, though, admittedly in an annoying way. O'Hara and Goldsteen make a curious wheezing noise to express amusement; if anything, more annoying.
"You don't have a world-view by just saying you hate Trump" - Norm Macdonald
"It seems as if every time I turn the station on at the moment this fucking mouth breather is polluting the airwaves with untrammeled bollocks." - MGA99
"It seems as if every time I turn the station on at the moment this fucking mouth breather is polluting the airwaves with untrammeled bollocks." - MGA99
-
- Registered user
- Posts: 42
- Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:49 am
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
I am sure Brazil and Parlour were half-cut this morning. That is not an act...
Also, sadly, the screeching harpie that is Shebhan, will be at the GG's later this week
Also, sadly, the screeching harpie that is Shebhan, will be at the GG's later this week
- Holden Mcgroyne
- Registered user
- Posts: 10310
- Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:13 pm
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
How much longer can Brazil defy nature ? Feels like the 'clutcher' has been predicted for decades
There's no poem, just prose.
- The Ghost of Alex Higgins
- No longer the Bridesmaid
- Posts: 39436
- Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:35 pm
- Location: Cunt
- Contact:
- carcinogen
- Registered user
- Posts: 13773
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:01 pm
- Location: East Coast
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
I read this weekend that 'NorthFace' aren't doing very well these days. After this I can see their shit being sold in Sports Direct very soon.Holden Mcgroyne wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2024 11:35 pm How much longer can Brazil defy nature ? Feels like the 'clutcher' has been predicted for decades
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
- Holden Mcgroyne
- Registered user
- Posts: 10310
- Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:13 pm
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
Pisstank has been trending today because of this
There's no poem, just prose.
- Harry Lemon
- Registered user
- Posts: 145
- Joined: Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:38 pm
- Location: England
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
I stumbled across a video about him on Youtube the other week and thought "Blimey, it's Alan Brazil!"
This photo shows a better likeness to Al:
- carcinogen
- Registered user
- Posts: 13773
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:01 pm
- Location: East Coast
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
I hope 'Mr Magoo' runs over the fucking cunts tomorrow.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
- Zippy
- Registered user
- Posts: 6295
- Joined: Wed Apr 07, 2004 3:30 am
- Location: London
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
Good Old Alan. He must have the hardest working arteries in the world.
"talkFORUM royalty" - thursty.
"Talkforum's Alan Whicker! " - kevin04.
"Cunt" - sjbarca
"Talkforum's Alan Whicker! " - kevin04.
"Cunt" - sjbarca
- Zippy
- Registered user
- Posts: 6295
- Joined: Wed Apr 07, 2004 3:30 am
- Location: London
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
"talkFORUM royalty" - thursty.
"Talkforum's Alan Whicker! " - kevin04.
"Cunt" - sjbarca
"Talkforum's Alan Whicker! " - kevin04.
"Cunt" - sjbarca
- JimmyDee
- Registered user
- Posts: 7922
- Joined: Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:12 pm
- Location: Maidstone
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
What an extraordinary piece of radio, from the puffed-up self-important wank that is talkSPORT.
They assume not only that everyone has heard of Big Ally and Big Alan, but that they hold an opinion about who's the best tipser.
As for Loveable Al's response ...is anyone surprised that he's a nasty piece of work? Is anyone shocked that his colleagues found his reply pants-pissingly amusing?
"You don't have a world-view by just saying you hate Trump" - Norm Macdonald
"It seems as if every time I turn the station on at the moment this fucking mouth breather is polluting the airwaves with untrammeled bollocks." - MGA99
"It seems as if every time I turn the station on at the moment this fucking mouth breather is polluting the airwaves with untrammeled bollocks." - MGA99
- carcinogen
- Registered user
- Posts: 13773
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:01 pm
- Location: East Coast
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
No. The media trade attracts self-absorbed narcissistic wankercunts. That's why they are there ... they are essentially unemployable in any othe field of work. Certainly looking back at my early work-history in factories Alan would have got his fucking head caved-in at some point. A bully. An ignorant cunt.
Shebag is kicking him in a snide way but his twat thick entourage don't get her. It's quite funny but I've clicked-off now. Partly because 'Deano' said Alan would be 'a great team mate'. Fucking drunk-driving cunts.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
- carcinogen
- Registered user
- Posts: 13773
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:01 pm
- Location: East Coast
Re: Breakfast Show - Part 21
'Deano' is possibly the most vile human being on planet earth. The banality of evil springs to mind. It's rare to find a person so utterly devoid of intelligence yet simultaneously capable of doing horrific things. Thankfully because of the first the second will never happen.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.