Xmas Day TV
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Xmas Day TV
Options? Now, I've got my fat on again off again gf staying over. Plus my dear old Mum. Dani (the fat gf) is lovely, and she'll watch whatever the fuck is on. I think there's a bake-off bullshit show on in the afternoon. And of course we must watch Maj giving her Xmas message to the nation. I've illegally downloaded 'Elf' to watch in the evening. What's you cunts watching on Xmas day? Or are you being classy and spending most of your day at church singing carols? I hope you are, because the fucking TV schedule is shit; I surely cannot be the only person who thinks a 40 year old episode of Morecambe & Wise is good entertainment. I find the pair dire and unfunny.
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Re: Xmas Day TV
Why did you 'illegally' download 'Elf'?
Its been out so long you can buy a DVD of it for 50p in the bargain bin of your nearest garage.
Its been out so long you can buy a DVD of it for 50p in the bargain bin of your nearest garage.
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Re: Xmas Day TV
getting kodi for the mudder in laws
that way, xmas tv will be:
porridge
maybe a minder thrown in
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that way, xmas tv will be:
porridge
maybe a minder thrown in
italian job
where eagles dare
trading places
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Re: Xmas Day TV
Or buy half a can of Polish spesh, which would provide far more enjoyment than that appalling film.Basualdo wrote:Why did you 'illegally' download 'Elf'?
Its been out so long you can buy a DVD of it for 50p in the bargain bin of your nearest garage.
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Going on the Bear Hunt is the best they've got.
The utter drivel that will be the Christmas No.1
The Queen robotically reciting what some government stooge has written down for her (WITH THE 3 SECOND PAUSES BETWEEN EVERY SENTENCE) .
Being patronised by a politically correct Doctor Who.
And Mrs. Brown CAN FUCK OFF .
The utter drivel that will be the Christmas No.1
The Queen robotically reciting what some government stooge has written down for her (WITH THE 3 SECOND PAUSES BETWEEN EVERY SENTENCE) .
Being patronised by a politically correct Doctor Who.
And Mrs. Brown CAN FUCK OFF .
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Re: Xmas Day TV
Porn all the way.
Bought her indoors some vibrating anal beads for crimbo and some gussetless skimpy pants for myself (red obviously) to match my arse grapes.
She's so lucky.
Bought her indoors some vibrating anal beads for crimbo and some gussetless skimpy pants for myself (red obviously) to match my arse grapes.
She's so lucky.
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What's Kodi apart from a city in Wyoming?
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Re: Xmas Day TV
cheap streaming system
try it on ur laptop firstr
pretty good
try it on ur laptop firstr
pretty good
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I'll look it up and give it a go.paolo wrote:cheap streaming system
try it on ur laptop firstr
pretty good
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Re: Xmas Day TV
virus free
it's pap for live tv imho
but for non live...films, amazon, everythinhg else...thumbs up
it's pap for live tv imho
but for non live...films, amazon, everythinhg else...thumbs up
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I want a change from the other 364 days of the year.Fug1 wrote:Porn all the way.
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Re: Xmas Day TV
Peppa Pig, Ben and Hollies Little Kingdom, Justin's House and Minions.
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Christmas tv on BBC and ITV is absolutely dreadful. Utterly dreadful
The days when they'd have very good movies which would grip you have gone. Long gone!
The days when they'd have very good movies which would grip you have gone. Long gone!
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No 'Go Jetters'? My girl is obsessed with it.shabbado wrote:Peppa Pig, Ben and Hollies Little Kingdom, Justin's House and Minions.
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Escape To Victory is a classic.Barcelona 87 wrote:
The days when they'd have very good movies which would grip you have gone. Long gone!
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