World Darts Championship 2016/17 - Game & Everything

[sammy]

What else... Taylor is a cunt. 9/1 though.

Cunt's on the drift...some 11's around now.

[carcinogen]

THUR EVE: Jamie Caven v Kevin Painter 0-3
THUR EVE: Jamie Lewis v Mick McGowan 3-2
THUR EVE: Gary Anderson v Mark Frost 3-1 *BRONZE*
THUR EVE: Michael Smith v Ricky Evans 3-1

FRI EVE: Gerwyn Price v Jonny Clayton 3-1
FRI EVE: Steve Beaton v Devon Petersen 3-2

SAT AFT: Terry Jenkins v Josh Payne 3-0
SAT AFT: John Henderson v Andrew Gilding 1-3

SAT EVE: Cristo Reyes v Dimitri Van den Bergh 3-2
SAT EVE: Stephen Bunting v Darren Webster 2-3

SUN AFT: Justin Pipe v Chris Dobey 3-1
SUN AFT: Mark Webster v Joe Murnan 3-1

SUN EVE: Daryl Gurney v Jermaine Wattimena 3-1
SUN EVE: Alan Norris v John Michael 3-2

MON EVE: Mervyn King v Steve West 3-1
MON EVE: Adrian Lewis v Magnus Caris 3-1 *SILVER*

TUE EVE: Brendan Dolan v Christian Kist 2-3
TUE EVE: Raymond van Barneveld v Robbie Green 3-1

WED EVE: Mensur Suljovic v Ron Meulenkamp 3-1
WED EVE: James Wade v Ronny Huybrechts 3-1

THUR EVE: Jelle Klaasen v Jeffrey de Graaf 3-1
THUR EVE: Vincent van der Voort v Max Hopp 3-2
THUR EVE: Dave Chisnall v Rowby-John Rodriguez 3-1 *GOLD*
THUR EVE: Kim Huybrechts v James Wilson 3-0


*Which of the seeds (the ‘home’ players) above will record the highest Round 1 match average? LEWIS (A)

*Which of the seeds (the ‘home’ players) above will record the lowest Round 1 match average? CAVEN

*Which of the non-seeds (the ‘away’ players) above will record the highest Round 1 match average? WEBSTER

*Which of the non-seeds (the ‘away’ players) above will record the lowest Round 1 match average? RODRIGUEZ

[carcinogen]

...I will bend a bully this time. Bend it sideways. C'mon Webster my son.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Twatter bouncing - it! is! heree!!1

There is a wallchart in The Sun today it seems... theres-yer-dilemma.

Got until 7pm if you want to enter the prediction game. Most welcome.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Taylor to retire after the tournament or soon as he has been beaten to make it all about him.
Anyone know the odds

Maybe, specially if Mighty Mike's on the rampage. Every time he opened his gob in this last year he had a breakdown. The last 27 years of his actual whole life have been lived for this tournament every year and now time's nearly up. His departure will surely be excruciating and if he weren't a PDC shareholder he'd probably scorch the earth behind him as he windmills off to Brazil Tenerife to hide.

[Rainbowmonkey]

me:


THUR EVE: Jamie Caven v Kevin Painter 2-3
THUR EVE: Jamie Lewis v Mick McGowan 2-3
THUR EVE: Gary Anderson v Mark Frost 3-0 *GOLD*
THUR EVE: Michael Smith v Ricky Evans 3-2

FRI EVE: Gerwyn Price v Jonny Clayton 3-1
FRI EVE: Steve Beaton v Devon Petersen 3-1

SAT AFT: Terry Jenkins v Josh Payne 3-2
SAT AFT: John Henderson v Andrew Gilding 3-2

SAT EVE: Cristo Reyes v Dimitri Van den Bergh 3-2
SAT EVE: Stephen Bunting v Darren Webster 3-2

SUN AFT: Justin Pipe v Chris Dobey 3-2
SUN AFT: Mark Webster v Joe Murnan 3-1

SUN EVE: Daryl Gurney v Jermaine Wattimena 3-1
SUN EVE: Alan Norris v John Michael 3-0 *BRONZE*

MON EVE: Mervyn King v Steve West 2-3
MON EVE: Adrian Lewis v Magnus Caris 3-0 *SILVER*

TUE EVE: Brendan Dolan v Christian Kist 3-1
TUE EVE: Raymond van Barneveld v Robbie Green 3-2

WED EVE: Mensur Suljovic v Ron Meulenkamp 3-1
WED EVE: James Wade v Ronny Huybrechts 3-1

THUR EVE: Jelle Klaasen v Jeffrey de Graaf 3-1
THUR EVE: Vincent van der Voort v Max Hopp 3-0
THUR EVE: Dave Chisnall v Rowby-John Rodriguez 3-1
THUR EVE: Kim Huybrechts v James Wilson 3-2


*Which of the seeds (the ‘home’ players) above will record the highest Round 1 match average? ADRIAN LEWIS

*Which of the seeds (the ‘home’ players) above will record the lowest Round 1 match average? CAVEN

*Which of the non-seeds (the ‘away’ players) above will record the highest Round 1 match average? GREEN

*Which of the non-seeds (the ‘away’ players) above will record the lowest Round 1 match average? HOPP

[m4rkb]

A better late than never entry from me here.

THUR EVE: Jamie Caven v Kevin Painter 2-3
THUR EVE: Jamie Lewis v Mick McGowan 3-2
THUR EVE: Gary Anderson v Mark Frost 3-0 Gold
THUR EVE: Michael Smith v Ricky Evans 3-1

Can I assume if I get the other predictions in before the matches are played ie by the morning (if poss) it will be OK?

[carcinogen]

A better late than never entry from me here.

THUR EVE: Jamie Caven v Kevin Painter 2-3
THUR EVE: Jamie Lewis v Mick McGowan 3-2
THUR EVE: Gary Anderson v Mark Frost 3-0 Gold
THUR EVE: Michael Smith v Ricky Evans 3-1

Can I assume if I get the other predictions in before the matches are played ie by the morning (if poss) it will be OK?

Only if you post a photo of one of the walk-on girls naked.

[m4rkb]

OK. I've just sent an email to James Wade requesting one of Sammy with a fucking great cucumber hanging out the back end of her cunt doggy style. As soon as he replies I'll post it up.

[Rainbowmonkey]

A better late than never entry from me here.

THUR EVE: Jamie Caven v Kevin Painter 2-3
THUR EVE: Jamie Lewis v Mick McGowan 3-2
THUR EVE: Gary Anderson v Mark Frost 3-0 Gold
THUR EVE: Michael Smith v Ricky Evans 3-1

Can I assume if I get the other predictions in before the matches are played ie by the morning (if poss) it will be OK?

Fine by me old muffin. You will have to do the 4 bonus questions at the bottom of the template in the next half hour though, otherwise those won't count.

[m4rkb]

OK. Am on it now.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Right you are sire.

Almost time. Tonight it's also on Sky Sports Mix for general Sky customers. Look at this. Any wonder half the players shart themselves, beewdiful. The nearest thing still standing that darts has to a home.

[m4rkb]

Done. Please enter these predictions in that very likeable font you used a few weeks back just to make them look good.

*Which of the seeds (the ‘home’ players) above will record the highest Round 1 match average? G Anderson
*Which of the seeds (the ‘home’ players) above will record the lowest Round 1 match average? Daryl Gurney
*Which of the non-seeds (the ‘away’ players) above will record the highest Round 1 match average? Dimitri Van den Bergh
*Which of the non-seeds (the ‘away’ players) above will record the lowest Round 1 match average? Mick McGowan

[Rainbowmonkey]

I'll try m4rk back later.

They love their darts in the Czech Republic. PDC TV HD also launched today, the new streaming service, at last.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Stream that works on me telephone arrazchumz?