Pisses That Piss Me Off

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

PISSBOX

[Carlos J]

Stuck in traffic needing a piss piss

In between leaving my main employer and retiring, I did some driving for an agency, which frequently took me into London. It's difficult to get out there for a piss if you're bostin, so I always carried an empty lunchbox.

Only used it once, but there comes a time when you just have to go. So I'm in Wigmore St on the edge of Mayfair, and the pavements are crowded, and there I am kneeling on the driver's seat pissing into my box.

A piss that pissed me off and probably a few others, but luckily no traffic wardens.

Surely some sort of bottle is better. That's what the taxi drivers i speak to use.

[Zambo]

It would have to have a wide neck

[lambrini]

Bladder infections.

[kancutlawns]

It would have to have a wide neck

And a cap.

[Zambo]

Just had to remember which lunch box I'd used.

[kancutlawns]

Just had to remember which lunch box I'd used.

Was it a Tuppaware one? Hope they have a tight seal.

[Zambo]

Lots of sloshing about until I could empty it on the way home, but no leaks.

[Sid Pervcat]

How did you kneel on the drivers seat??

Are you Warwick Davies, Mein Zummz?

[kancutlawns]

What was the reaction when you emptied your bladder?

[Zambo]

A few disgusting looks from pedestrians

[TKMin_777]

When you go for a piss , don't pay attention and it goes everywhere

Pisses me off

[kancutlawns]

When you go for a piss , don't pay attention and it goes everywhere

Pisses me off

How can you not pay attention when you go for a slash? Are you preparing a sit down meal, doing the brakes on the car or the company accounts at the same time? There's a bowl that's about 28 cms. How can you miss the bowl and let your piss go everywhere?

[TKMin_777]

When you go for a piss , don't pay attention and it goes everywhere

Pisses me off

How can you not pay attention when you go for a slash? Are you preparing a sit down meal, doing the brakes on the car or the company accounts at the same time? There's a bowl that's about 28 cms. How can you miss the bowl and let your piss go everywhere?

Well this normally happens , and not often i add , first thing in morning , scabby eyed , yawning . Not a full bladder load , just enough to make you utter " for fucks sake " , and get mop out

[kancutlawns]

Sit down man when you get up and go to the bog. I love sitting down for the first piss of the day. Give yourself some luxury, you’ve earned it. It needs time and reverence. Only the first one of the day mind.