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Why did Dominic Cork not reach his level of cuntitude? Was it a failure on his part as he lacked the err longevity or did Irani set the bar too high?

The first cunt was easily the worst cunt

kancutlawns wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:54 pm Why did Dominic Cork not reach his level of cuntitude? Was it a failure on his part as he lacked the err longevity or did Irani set the bar too high?

He was worse. Because he didn’t have the comedy value of Irarsehole.

Sid Pervcat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:37 pm A spectacular fall from grace for the cunt though wasn't it?

Sells orthopaedic insoles for pence at trade shows, after earning a G a show on breakfast

Cunt

It was genuinely a bit tragic the other year when he was Ebaying cricket memorabilia from his career and claimed his daughters uploaded them without his knowledge.

Does Irani have his Old Trafford ticket stub for sale ? The Keane v Haaland game to be exact.

AlcoholBrazil wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:27 am Does Irani have his Old Trafford ticket stub for sale ? The Keane v Haaland game to be exact.

No

Zippy wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:30 am

Sid Pervcat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:37 pm A spectacular fall from grace for the cunt though wasn't it?

Sells orthopaedic insoles for pence at trade shows, after earning a G a show on breakfast

Cunt

It was genuinely a bit tragic the other year when he was Ebaying cricket memorabilia from his career and claimed his daughters uploaded them without his knowledge.

Fucking funny though

Zippy wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:30 am

Sid Pervcat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 5:37 pm A spectacular fall from grace for the cunt though wasn't it?

Sells orthopaedic insoles for pence at trade shows, after earning a G a show on breakfast

Cunt

It was genuinely a bit tragic the other year when he was Ebaying cricket memorabilia from his career and claimed his daughters uploaded them without his knowledge.

He should’ve done a Neville Southall

12 years ago today since Ronnie lost his best mate.

finchman wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 12:15 pm 12 years ago today since Ronnie lost his best mate.

Okay

Popping champagne and boasting about it online while 'Speedo' was being buried. Never forget.

Zippy wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 2:28 pm Popping champagne and boasting about it online while 'Speedo' was being buried. Never forget.

So completely broken about being tragically and unavoidably unable to attend his best mate’s funeral, he was only able to bring himself to take a handful of comedy photos of a pissed up Alan Brazil.

I can only hope I never have to experience that level of heartbreak.

Ronald was an early adopter in the "absolute wastecunt social media self destruct shitpocalypse" with a very strong claim for being the biggest arsehole in the known universe.

The fact we ALL remember what he did, and what a gigantic bag of dogs dicks he showed himself to be, is quite something after all these years.

That and the Yazoo/turnover moment.

I bought John Richardson's Unspoken earlier this year, and honestly, it was one of the saddest books I've ever read. Although I know very little about football, I appreciated Gary's tenacity and passion for the game. Richardson and Gary's wife Louise approached his personal life and the topic of suicide in a down-to-earth and honest way. In one chapter, she recalls the children, then only a few years old, asking Gary to play football with them after dinner, a bonding time he loved: "Will you be Alan Shearer this time, Dad?!" I literally teared up.

His loved ones and friends will forever ask themselves "why?" God bless his wife and children.

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