Annoying Ads - Part 7

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

The Sandersonisation of adland continues apace wiv da laytist geezaburd eeebay fing

[Rowntree]

I was there for the birth of both my children, and I don't recall it being quite that bad.

I was exaggerating for "comic" effect, but WHY were you there? Would you have insisted on looking over the surgeon's shoulder if your wife was having her appendix whipped out?
I'm not having a go at you, but at this mad culture where everything has to be all about ME. Fucking hell.

I assume this is for comic effect too. At least I hope it is.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

When oh when oh when will Dexter tell us how "Maccy Dees" fries umm fry the landscape and are fried in death oil? Never you say? Ok then.

[JimmyDee]

I assume this is for comic effect too. At least I hope it is.

Sort of.
When I was born my dad fucked off out of the way, and quite right too, in those days. He was reffing a game, bringing it back to sport.

Anyway, here is the first pic of me and dear old dad. Isn't that lovely?



That's not a photoshop, by the way. It's a scan of a photo that was folded in half, for some reason.

[cheesebag]

I'M MIKE BREWER

^^ cunt sounds constipated af

Mike Hunt, more like.

And his brother Warwick Hunt

[Sadact7]

I assume this is for comic effect too. At least I hope it is.

Sort of.
When I was born my dad fucked off out of the way, and quite right too, in those days. He was reffing a game, bringing it back to sport.

Anyway, here is the first pic of me and dear old dad. Isn't that lovely?



That's not a photoshop, by the way. It's a scan of a photo that was folded in half, for some reason.

He’s holding and regarding you like I would do if I found a weird animal.

“What the fucking hell is this thing?!?!”

[Carlos J]

I assume this is for comic effect too. At least I hope it is.

Sort of.
When I was born my dad fucked off out of the way, and quite right too, in those days. He was reffing a game, bringing it back to sport.

Anyway, here is the first pic of me and dear old dad. Isn't that lovely?



That's not a photoshop, by the way. It's a scan of a photo that was folded in half, for some reason.

Aww at wee Jim.

[JimmyDee]

He’s holding and regarding you like I would do if I found a weird animal.

“What the fucking hell is this thing?!?!”

Which is the correct fatherly response to new-born babies.

[cheesebag]

Whats the most annoying

Lemmons "Increddddible" or Kammy's "Unbelievable" ?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Kamara and Jill Scott. The duo absolutely nobody wanted. One can't speak, the other can't read

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Camp little twat is calling about sausage

Jesus wept

[scully]

Camp little twat is calling about sausage

Jesus wept

He deffo sucks sausage that fucking cunt

[scully]

Wah wah wah ALL. DAY. LONG

fuck off

[JimmyDee]

"Left, right?" What, right? "No left, right?"

How very original.

[Fender]

Right? WRONGGGG…. Grab life with both hands …..and then use patois English to lunch like ya meen it…. Innit!

Probably grabs a machete with both hands and takes a life during lunch more like! Fuck off…