Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7

[carcinogen]

What does Andy think about the situation in Gaza?

Who cares? It’s this sort of thinking that gets people looking to Right Said Fred for medical advice.

Best leave it to the experts in the field rather than two-Bob celebrities.

I hate to be the one to break the news to you but 'two-Bob celebrities' are the ones who are actually making important decisions for us. They label themselves as 'MP's' but in reality they are nothing more than dimwits in expensive suits. Scary isn't it.

[JudgeTedd]

What does Andy think about the situation in Gaza?

Who cares? It’s this sort of thinking that gets people looking to Right Said Fred for medical advice.

Best leave it to the experts in the field rather than two-Bob celebrities.

I hate to be the one to break the news to you but 'two-Bob celebrities' are the ones who are actually making important decisions for us. They label themselves as 'MP's' but in reality they are nothing more than dimwits in expensive suits. Scary isn't it.

Quite true….. unfortunately. Whatever happened to experts and competent people?

Saying that, I’m still not sure I’d turn to Andy Jacobs for any level comment on anything.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Looks like Martin has been Kelnered

[scully]

GOOD OLD PAUL AND ANDY

[Sadact7]

NO.

A PAIR OF WITHERED OLD SHITS.

[Harry Lemon]

Looks like Martin has been Kelnered

Paul said he's going to appear on Wednesdays rather than Fridays now.

I presume it's because they often struggled to give him more than 6 or 7 minutes, as they usually go to the 3pm news late because of The Fools Panel and have to squeeze in Todd before COTW.

[kentred1]

Tumbleweed from Baker Today when they were speaking to Marcel Van Der Kraan

Talking about the Dutch National team when Baker made a crap joke about some Woman who lost her Clogs

Was met with a stunned reaction

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Tumbleweed from Baker Today when they were speaking to Marcel Van Der Kraan

Talking about the Dutch National team when Baker made a crap joke about some Woman who lost her Clogs

Was met with a stunned reaction

He thought it was hilarious

[villain4eva]

Took phone calls from Spurs and Arsenal fans today. All this bullshit about Spurs fans wanting to lose to fuck up Arsenal has been done way too much. Talksport has been in overkill drive all day over it, I just turned the bollocks off in the end.
Sexy Shebahn sitting in for Paul tomorrow. Her soothing voice is just right at that time of day.

[carcinogen]

Took phone calls from Spurs and Arsenal fans today. All this bullshit about Spurs fans wanting to lose to fuck up Arsenal has been done way too much. Talksport has been in overkill drive all day over it, I just turned the bollocks off in the end.

It been fucking AWFUL all this Spurs fans wanting to lose so Arsenal don't win the league BOLLOCKS. TalkSport really is scraping the fucking barrel what with this contrived shite along with the utterly dreadful Charlie 'Ted Bovis' Baker.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

This is the worst thing ever broadcast

[Holden Mcgroyne]

This is the worst thing ever broadcast

It's a very high bar

[villain4eva]

She didn't seem very enthusiastic during the Kelmer spot he usually does on a Friday, she seemed to be unusually quiet during his ramblings on sport on the telly. I think he was discussing things a bit before her time, Andy was having to keep it flowing. I think female football is mainly the wealth of any of her knowledge.
I can take her or leave her really, she doesn't really bother me either way, she maybe better suited to telly with her looks I think.

[johnnyboy45]

I think she's married with kids so not a Laura Woods....

[carcinogen]

She REALLY didn't 'GET' Andy. AT ALL. I mean, who would? He's a fucking weirdo. Over all I'd say she was Shebang Average.